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Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...

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    Sunday, December 31, 2006
     
    ***6: The year that was
    Phenomenon Of The Year: Isn't it funny how someone can be "old" and "Washed-up", yet continually make the news (Crossgate, Adoptiongate)? Then, of course, there are those meaningless little facts, like a single that set a record by going to #1 in 42 countries (including Iraq!), and an album that went to #1 in 29 countries (also a record)?

    Let's face it.. Madonna is as powerful as ever. I... am... eternal!

    Honorable mention: 35 years later, The Price is STILL Right!

    Biggest Debacle Of The Year: Look, I have no use for Saddam Hussein, either. But doesn't anyone else find it - I don't know, hypocritical? - to hang a guy for "crimes against humanity"? Furthermore, with the instability in Iraq, this could be like taking a Santa Ana-fueled brushfire and dumping gasoline on it...

    I seriously think the smartest thing to do would've been to lock the guy up and let him rot in prison. Hell, he was about to turn 70. How much longer would he have been around, anyway?

    Dishonorable Mentions: George W. Bush, the continuing mass murder in Iraq, Terrell Owens, Barry Bonds, Donald Wildmon, people whining about a 48 year old woman singing on a cross, people whining about a 48 year old woman adopting a child, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Linsday Lohan... Did I mention George W. Bush?

    Most Amusing News Story Of The Year: For a cool $1.1 million, you could've bought a 4 bed, 3.5 bath house at 1428 Genessee in Los Angeles.

    Sound familiar? Maybe now it will...

    1, 2, Freddy's coming for you...

    Honorable mention: The media reacting to Ken Jennings' blog post about Jeopardy! as though he was being serious. Do you idiots not know satire?

    Craziest thing I did in ***6: Don't ask. Really.

    Honorable mentions: Increasing my doll collection from 0 to 2. It's been years since I've had any dolls. But now, of course, I have Breathless and Mini Me gracing my desk.

    Most incredible day of the year (TIE): June 3 and August 31...

    June 3, of course, finally ended 20 years of waiting, when that giant disco ball popped open and Madonna kicked off the night with "Future Lovers". The dream was finally reality. The energy, the performance, the theatrics, and of course briefly seeing my twin, seperated only by a few feet and a car window...

    August 31 was of course my fourth taping of The Price Is Right, and little did we know at the time, Bob's final season premiere. But take a day of television history, and combine the passion, the energy, the love - and, of course, Chuck - and you had a day that won't ever be forgotten.

    It's moments like that that help keep me going...

    Darkest day of the year: October 31. More bad news for my father, and of course Bob Barker's heartbreaking announcement...

    October 13 comes close. Thanks for the memories, Arnie!

    Artist Of The Year: Ummm.. This is a tough one. Had one of the biggest hits in history. Huge tour. Still all over the press.. Oh, yes.. Madge!

    Honorable Mentions: The Rolling Stones - still rocking their way toward Social Security

    Worst Artist Of The Year (TIE): Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Guns 'n Roses (hated you in the 80's, and still hate you today. Give it up, Axl.)

    Dishonorable Mentions: Shania Twain, Eminem, Christina Aguilera, Gwen "Sellout" Stefani, Mariah Carey, Kelly Osbourne, all boy bands and/or any solo acts from any of their members, and nearly all of today's rock and alternative bands that sound the same - even sounding like the have the same lead singer

    Song Of The Year (TIE): "Hung Up" and "Jump" by Madonna, "Come On Down" by Crystal Waters, the theme to The Price Is Right. Fine. So none of them were released this year. This year sucked for music, yet again..

    Honorable mentions: Ummm.. The rest of Confessions On A Dance Floor

    Worst Song Of The Year (TIE): Anything by Paris Hilton, Mariah Carey, Jessica Simpson, etc. etc. etc.

    Dishonorable mentions: Chances are if it's mainstream and on the charts, it STILL FUCKING sucks.

    Album Of The Year: Confessions On A Dance Floor by Madonna (did any good albums come out in ***6?)

    Honorable Mention: Surely you jest...

    Worst Album Of The Year: I would like to be done with this post before 2007 :P

    Dishonorable mention: 99.9% of the albums released this year..

    TV Series Of The Year: The Price Is Right. The price is still right, bitch! But for how long?

    Honorable Mentions: Jeopardy!

    Worst Series Of The Year: Reality TV. Take your pick. Chaotic, Survivor, Fear Factor, The Swan, Amazing Race, American Idol, The Apprentice, the list goes on and on and on... And stop me if you've heard this before - like last year! (Sorry, reality shows will get this every year until they cease to exist)

    Dishonorable Mention: Just about anything else on network television...

    Jump The Shark series of the year: South Park. I truly think it's done, sadly.

    Game Show Host Of The Year - and of all-time: The Man, The Myth, The Legend...

    Honorable mention: Trebektron 4000, Howie Mandel

    Worst Game Show Host Of The Year: Ryan Seacrest - again. If you can call American Idol a game show. Regardless, Seacrest sucks. Seacrest out? Yeah, get out already!

    Game Show Moment Of The Year: August 31 (or September 18, depending on your point of view).

    "And Vickyann, if you don't go over, you're a winner. You bid $89,500 on your showcase. And Vickyann, the actual retail price of your showcase is... Eighty nine thousand... seven thirty nine! YOU WIN BOTH SHOWCASES! Both showcases! You have won $147,517! Vickyann is the biggest winner in Price Is Right history, daytime!"

    Game Show Moment Of The YEARS: Thank you for 35 priceless years, Bob!

    Movie Of The Year: Huh? Were there any good ones?

    Worst Movie Of The Year: Material Girls. Blasphemy!

    Drunkest I Got In ***6: Hasn't happened... yet. That'll be in about 12 hours...

    Favorite Thing To Collect In ***6: More Madonna shirts, refrigerator magnets, more boots, and of course, Breathless and Lil' Maddy

    Phrase Of The Year (TIE): "The Price Is Right, bitch!", "Bidding on Bob's pants"

    Honorable Mentions: "Oh my god! They killed Kenny!", "Chuck! Chuck! Chuck!", "I can't hear you, motherfuckers!", "YOU'RE WINNER!"

    Friends I'm Grateful For In ***6: Ann, Alane, Eric and his family, Alfonzo, Rob, Ginger, K, Elaine, Sydney, Mike, Holly, Ed, Chris, Daria, Krissie, Jenn, Esther (when are we going to find your man?), Michelle, Sufwatt, Gary, Candice, Susan, and Stefanie.

    Hopes For 2007: Rich Fields being hired to host The Price Is Right, World peace (just like every year), corporations that quit fucking over people for bigger profits, a music industry that quits fucking artists and fans and ruining music, a World Series for the Cubs

    Phrases I'd Like To Never Hear In 2007:

    2006 (which you will never again see me type. EVER!)
    Terrell Owens
    Paris Hilton
    President Bush
    Home run king Barry Bonds
    FCC
    Preemptive Strike
    Stay the course
    War On Terror
    Fontana, California
    Britney Spears
    Jessica Simpson
    Lindsay Lohan
    Governor Schwarzenegger
    Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots
    Michael jordon
    And now, here's the star of The Price Is Right, Dave Price/Rosie O'Donnell/Ryan Seacrest

    Gone But Not Forgotten In ***6: Coretta Scott King, Peter Tomarken, Byron Nelson, Buck O'Neil, James Brown, Kirby Puckett, William Diehl, Steve Irwin, Red Auerbach, Joseph Barbera, Wilson Pickett, Billy Preston, Jack Palance, Robert Altman, Gerald Ford, Syd Barrett, Milan Williams, Freddy Fender, "Grandpa" Al Lewis, Lou Rawls, Ruth Brown, Gerald Levert, Ed Bradley, Lloyd Bentsen, Red Buttons, Dennis Weaver, Don Knotts, Jack Warden, Darren McGavin, Maureen Stapleton, Aaron Spelling, Paul Carr, Jack Wyatt, Joseph Berbard, Byron Morrow, Hal Lynch, Franklin Cover, Mike Evans, Paul Gleason, Bruno Kirby, Robert Donner, June Allyson, Gene McFadden, Gene Pitney, Shelley Winters, Chris Penn, Dana Reeve, Mickey Spillane, Jack Williamson, Johnny Jackson, Manar Maged, Silas Simmons, Curt Gowdy, Lamar Hunt, Patty Berg, Bo Schembechler, Larry Sherry, Jack Snow, Dick Bass, Dave Brown, Floyd Patterson, Earl Woods, Cory Lidle, Rod Dedeaux, Joe Niekro, Rod Jones, Russ Swan, Jose Uribe, Chris Brown, Eric Gregg, Steve Howe (shaking my head), Jim Delsing, Pat Dobson, Johnny Sain, Steve Mizerak, Trevor Burbick, Paul Arizin

    May 2007 be a great year for everyone! And a huge Happy Anniversary to you, Bob!

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    Sunday, December 24, 2006
     
    Happy Holidays

    Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, and a very special day to everyone out there, no matter what you're celebrating (even if it's just December 25). May today, tomorrow and all of your todays and tomorrows be safe and special.

    Thank you to everyone out there who has shown love and support over the last twelve months!

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    Tuesday, December 19, 2006
     
    Time slips away
    December 31 is quickly coming upon on, and believe me, nobody is more relieved about that than I am. Not only will it mercifully mark the end of another year (thank goodness), but it will obviously mean a new one is just around the corner (thank goodness) - and one of these years, the new year has got to be better than the last one. It's like Susan Lucci at the Daytime Emmy's: The odds have got to be on my side... Right?

    December 31, however, is also a significant day in entertainment history, and this year's anniversary is a milestone one. Though, this time around, it's also somewhat bittersweet.

    Nearly fifty years ago, on December 31, 1956, millions of people would turn on their television as they usually did at that time, and tune into the hit show Truth Or Consequences. ToC was about to enter it's 18th year on the air, including the first ten years of its history as a radio show.

    However, what would be sigificant about today's show wasn't the fact it was the final episode of 1956, but a major change. Out was former host Jack Bailey, and in his place was a young man who was making his television debut after working on various radio shows throughout the previous decade.

    It would be on this day that America would first lay eyes on a 33 year old man named Bob Barker.

    He was so cute back then!At this point, surely nobody knew what to expect from this new, recently-discovered host. Would he sink? Would he swim? Surely, nobody out there could've imagined that he would last 19 years (two more years than original host and creator Ralph Edwards)...

    Or that fifty years later, he'd still be a fixture on television.

    While Bob has become synonomous with The Price Is Right, it would be his success on Truth Or Consequences that would put him on the map. And while Ralph Edwards clearly saw great things for his young protogee, I don't even think he would've imagined that young Bob's career would last 50 years, or that the world would watch as young, newly discovered Bob Barker would become senior citizen, game show legend Bob Barker on our televisions.

    Needless to say, this is an anniversay I've been looking forward to for some time. Of course, it goes without saying that it's been dampened a bit by knowing we won't be celebrating anymore of these anniversaries on television after this one.

    To take a look at where my fascination with Bob began, we have to take a step back to 1979 - my earliest recollections of watching the World's Greatest Master of Ceremonies in action.

    Game shows dominated daytime television. You could turn on your TV from nearly anytime between 9 am and 8 pm and likely catch a game show. While the genre may have had it's first boom in the 50's (before scandals rocked the industry), the 70's may have been the golden age of the game show.

    I was like a kid in a candy store (or like what I am now when I find a site that sells fetish footwear). I was engrossed with game shows the way most kids are engrossed with cartoons. There were so many shows I was hooked on, but even then The Price Is Right was something very special.

    TPIR was in its eighth year on CBS. Bob was a spry, young 55 - still being picked up and bear-hugged by Simoans. The great Johnny Olson was still shouting for people to come on down. And with it's exciting games, colorful set, fabulous prizes - and, of course, the witty and charming Bob Barker - what was there not to love?

    Back then, I looked forward to summers and breaks. While I actually liked school back then, I would've liked it more if it started at 11:30, so I could watch The Price Is Right before heading off to class.

    Over the years, I watched so much of the show change. Bob started urging us to have our pets spayed or neutered. Johnny passed away, and would be replaced by Rod Roddy. Rod, too, would pass on, and be replaced by Rich Fields. The set changed. New games were added. Old games were retired. Bob's hair turned grey. The models were replaced. The soundstage where TPIR is taped went from being "Studio 33" to "The Bob Barker Studio"...

    But the one constant through all of that was Bob Barker himself, who kept on ticking away like a Timex.

    That would all change on October 31. On what is supposed to be a dark day, Bob Barker would make an announcement, one we probably all knew was coming someday, but never wanted to hear...

    He announced his retirement.

    Bob, who recently turned 83, finally decided it was time. Admitting that the show is taking more and more of a toll physically and mentally, he decided to "retire while he's still young", and to walk away after half a century on television.

    I have a number of mixed feelings on the news...

    First off, I am happy for him. After fifty years, he certainly deserves some rest, and I hope he truly has a long and happy retirement.

    Secondly, I am happy for the animal world, as Bob will now have more time and energy to devote to making the world a better place for them. We all know that has been a very important cause in his life, and I'm sure he won't abandon that just because he's stepping out of the spotlight.

    That being said, there is some genuine sadness. I grew up with Bob. In a world that has often times been chaotic and out of control for me, Bob Barker on daytime television has always been a constant. I knew no matter how dark my mood was, Bob was also good for a laugh, and watching him for an hour would be like stepping into a time machine, and enjoy watching someone who had been there since childhood.

    As my friend Mike put it after the news broke (when some people on golden-road.net seemed bothered by the fact the forum felt like a funeral), it's natural to be said when someone who brought so much joy into our lives decides to call it a career. And, no, it's not like Bob is passing away, but in a way, he is passing out of our lives. After June, we won't see him on TV anymore, and it's not like we can drop in and have coffee with him. He's moving on, and it's hard to say how much we'll see him after he walks off that stage for the final time.

    I would like to reflect on some thoughts I have, and have had, since the heartbreaking announcement a couple months ago:

    The end of an era: Bob truly had been a fixture on television, and in many of our lives. I mean, to put it into perspective, how many SHOWS have lasted on television as long as Bob has? Guiding Light? The Today Show? He has braved nine presidencies (Eisenhower was just about to start his second time). Color television was still years away. We were thirteen years away from Neil Armstrong uttering those famous words from the moon. Reagan was still an actor (come to think of it, did he ever quit being one?). Madonna wasn't even BORN yet, much less be into her plans to take over the world.

    Honestly, it's kind of hard to admit and accept that such an incredible journey is about to end...

    Last one to leave, turn off the lights: Obviously, it goes without saying that Bob is the last host standing from the early days of game shows, as nearly everyone who hosted back in the 1950's has not only retired, but passed on to the great game show in the sky. But, to put into perspective how long Bob's career has spanned, let's go back to 1979, the genesis of my love of game shows.

    Do you know how many hosts who were on TV back then are still on TV now, including Bob himself?

    Three.

    Besides Bob, we have Alex Trebek, who was hosting High Rollers. And Chuck Woolery, who was hosting a little show named Wheel Of Fortune (yes, THE Wheel Of Fortune).

    During those 27 years, countless ones have either retired, or been left behind by the crumbling game show market: Wink Martindale, Tom Kennedy, Peter Marshall, Geoff Edwards, Jim Perry, Bob Eubanks, Jim Lange, Richard Dawson, Monty Hall, and Dick Clark, to name a few...

    And, sadly, of course, some of those great have moved onto the great game show: Bill Cullen, Gene Rayburn, Jack Barry, Allen Ludden, Bert Convy, Art James and Dennis James, to name a few.

    When Bob steps down in six months, we'll be down to just two hosts left from my golden days of game shows.

    The future of Price: Then, I must admit, I worry about the future of a show I've grown up on. CBS and Fremantle have made it clear Price will carry on without the WGMC...

    But will it?

    Despite how much Bob says it's the constestants, fans and games who carry the show, he is indeed a HUGE part of this show's success. And it's going to be tough to find the right man to take over for Bob (notice I didn't say replace, as you can't REPLACE Bob Barker or what he has done for this franchise).

    So far, the early favorite (according to the presstitutes) is Early Show weatherman/doofus Dave Price. I don't know what they see in him myself. Either Les Moonves is even dumber than Howard Stern thinks, or Price has done something to blackmail Moonves.

    Price strikes me as your typical on-camera presstitute of the 21st century - someone more interested in trying to be a celebrity than doing his job. He seems far more interested in promoting Dave Price than discussing the weather. And I have no reason to doubt that his over-the-top, look-at-me bullshit would carry over to TPIR if he gets the job, which would distract viewers from what really matters: The contestants, and the games.

    Worse yet, I don't find Price funny in the least. I find him about as much as another weatherman-turned-game show host: Former KNBC weatherman Pat Sajak, who not only grates on my nerves, but helped turn Rush Limbaugh into a household name.

    Going into this, I was worried that Fremantle would push to give us their very own Ryan Seacrust to take over for Bob, and thought that would be the worst possible choice (so bad that I would quit watching). Quite frankly, Dave Price is a very close second to Seacrust. He's horrible, he irks me, and I can't see myself watching him.

    Mind you, my top choices for the job are either too old to get any consideration (Wink Martindale and Geoff Edwards), or no longer with us (Ray Combs). Also, nobody has found Ponce de Leon's fountain of youth, so turning Bob into a 30 year old man and looking forward to another fifty years isn't going to happen...

    So, with all that said, I have my candidate, the person I truly feel is the best man to take over for Bob next summer. He, like Dave Price, is/was a weatherman. However, that's about all they have in common...

    My choice? Rich Fields. And there are a number of reasons why I feel Rich is the best option out there:

    1. Rich has been a longtime fan of the show. During warmups, he is quite fond of telling the story about his first trip to see the show, back in 1979 (that'd make him 20). The fact that this would be a new host that loves the show, and isn't just drooling over the paycheck, is a big plus.

    2. Rich has energy. I didn't really appreciate it watching the show on TV (at first), but it's so obvious when you're in the studio (especially during his warmup).

    3. Rich truly seems to appreciate the fans. I've had some great experiences meeting celebrities. I've had some so-so ones. And I've had some absolutely rotten ones (a certain Canadian country singer, and a certain golfer whose initials are Mark Calcaveccia). Rich definitely falls into category #1 - not only for signing that contestant card for me at the season premiere, but for having fun when I blurt out an outrageous age in response to "You do the math" (19!). I think this would work very well up on stage, as I think he'd truly be able to have fun with contestants and put them at ease.

    4. You want real? I'd say a guy who is happy to shake hands, sign autographs, thank people for coming to the show and who answers his own email is quite real.

    5. Rich is already a member of the TPIR family. It's going to be hard seeing anyone NOT named Robert William Barker walk through those big doors. But I think it would be a little easier, and hurt a little less, if it's someone who's already with the family doing so.

    Sure, one of the very few cons is they'd have to hire a new announcer. Hey, call up Randy, or Burton. Just no Daniel Rosen.

    I truly feel Rich would not only be good enough to keep me glued to my TV, but even good enough to keep me enthusiastic about attending tapings. I honestly can't say that about any other possible candidate.

    No matter what, this is going to be a big choice, and let's hope CBS/Fremantle choose right.

    I am also hoping that we don't see them try to erase's Bob impact on the show. I don't want to turn on TPIR next season and see Bargain Bar, instead of Barker's Bargain Bar. Or Make Your Mark instead of Barker's Markers. Or hear Barker's Beauties called, well.. Something else. Please, guys, keeps these names as they are as a tribute to everything Bob Barker has done for The Price Is Right for 35 years. He deserves it.

    I just know, regardless of who gets the nod, I plan on spending the next six months enjoying Bob on TV, and for as many tapings as possible. I am also planning to be there for the final taping, if at all possible. I don't have much time left to enjoy watching someone who has brought me so much joy for most of my life, and I intend to cherish every second left.

    Thank you for the laughter, the joy and the memories, Bob. It's been a blast. And you can bet you will never be replaced, nor forgotten. You are not only the WGMC, but the greatest there ever was!

    Thanks for taking us along for the ride.

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    Saturday, December 16, 2006
     
    Retirement... Not for me.
    As some of you know, the last few months haven't been too much fun. It seems like it's been one dose of bad news after another - Arnold Palmer retiring, personal problems, the upcoming holidays (which, no matter what happens in the previous ten months, are always good for 6-8 weeks of depression), and of course the Halloween double whammy..

    I woke up at 4:30 pm on Halloween and did what I always do - check my caller ID unit. I had two calls. One from my father (and we were expecting test results from him), and one from Alfonzo at 12:36 pm.

    Now, anyone who knows me knows that the chances of reaching me at 12:36 pm are about as good as being able to pick up the phone and get Esther Madge. So, needless to say, I knew something was up.

    I figured, however, my father was the more pressing of the issues, so I picked up the phone and called him first. However, while on the phone with him, the Alfonzo call kept eating at me, and I started thinking "This is something huge!"...

    So, while my stomach was turning while my father was telling me he had Barrett's disease - a disease caused by permanent damage to the cells of the esophogus, where there is a 10-15% chance of developing cancer - I added insult to injury...

    I went to CNN.com. And while going down the headlines, I see "Legend decides time is right to quit Price Is Right".

    I hadn't even been awake five minutes, and I'm thinking "They've just discovered a new disease, and I'm even more convinced my father won't see 65. And now, I'm eight months away from not having Bob Barker to brighten my day. Happy Happy Halloween MY ASS!"

    Toss in some relationship problems that have existed for years, and I went into a deep depression - one that I'm not quite out of, and one that I acted upon in such a way that could've landed me in a hospital for 72 hours, if you catch my drift...

    Unhappy? Hell, I was watching everything fall apart, and with the holidays staring me in the face to boot. I wanted to crawl under a rock and hide.

    I'm trying to bounce back now. I'm not all the way there. But I made the painful decision to walk away from some people, leave relationships behind where I felt things weren't working for anyone. The time came where I realized I had to remove a great deal of chaos from my life. I realized I either needed to start over on some things, or I wasn't going to keep myself in one piece much longer.

    So, here I am again, with a new URL and hopefully a new beginning - or at least the start of one. And, believe me, I have a lot to say on a number of things, so stay tuned...

    I want to thank everyone for their kindness and support these last two months. It's been a very rough stretch, and without my psychologist, my friends, and my "family" (my father and my sister), I don't know if I would've made it. The kind thoughts, the emails, the comments all meant a great deal to me. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart!

    Let's all hope 2007 is better than ***7...

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