My favorite bad habit really isn't Madge's fault. Sure, it's fun to tease her about it *looks at her muscular arms*... or not. Still, seriously, anybody who knows me knows how I feel about person accountability. Madonna is no more to blame for smoking or nudity or swearing or singing from crosses as Grand Theft Auto is to blame to dumbass kids shooting at cars, or Burger King is to blame for obesity, or McDonald's is to blame for hot coffee spills, or Bush is to blame for stupid, illegal wars...

Whoops. I was wrong about the last one. That is Bush's fault.

Still, all kidding and teasing aside, I'm not going to blame someone else for my own actions. I'm a firm believer in personal accountability. It was my own fault I ate myself into oblivion in the past. It's my own fault I got into my favorite bad habit (I'll tell you all the story.... In about 300 years). And it's my own fault that these two ladies standing on my desk drive me insane...

(Lil' Breathless: I'm younger than you!
Lil' Maddy: I'm richer than you!
Lil' Breathless: I'm with Dick Tracy!
Lil' Maddy: I'm with...)

On second thought, no. That really IS their fault. Listen to them! They can't get along! They can't play nice! They can't be reasoned with!

You'd think they'd know how to get along with themselves, but they have to bicker. They have to go at it.. They have to...

I guess tape isn't enough.

I'm going to have to hire a babysitter for you two. Or a mistress. Or both.

Seriously, though.. A big part of why this world is so screwed up is a lack of accountability from most people. As sick and as crazy as Michael Jackson is, it does start with the man in the mirror. And I do hope before it's all said and done, the world wakes up and realizes that...

Listening to: "Brand New Lover" by Dead Or Alive, "Crazy On You" by Heart

Labels: A world gone mad, Lil' Maddy, Mi Vida Loca, Smoking In The Girls' Room