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    Saturday, November 17, 2007
     
    Where did the last two months go?!
    I must've had a helluva night last night, because I think I just lost two months.

    Seriously. I go to Innertube this evening to watch today's episode of The Price Is Right... So, around 6:30, I'm sitting here, watching the intro....

    "Hmm... 'Great Games'.. Yeah.. 'Exciting Prizes'.. Yep... Wait a second. There's someone in the front row in a green shirt, I've seen him somewhere before. And sitting next to him is some woman wearing a black hat and a colorful Madonna shirt... I have that very same shirt. And I have a hat just like....."

    WHATWHATWHAAAAAAT?!?!?!

    Needless to say, I almost fell out of my chair. Now? Today?! This wasn't supposed to air until January 21! It was even on the board that Chuck paraded around the studio with... January 21, 2008.

    Oh boy. I wasn't prepared for this at all. I didn't get up to tape this. I wasn't even prepared to post about this... I suppose the next time I go to a taping and it's supposed to air a little over a week later, I should expect it to air that same night?

    Well, too late now. They jumped the gun and aired my episode two months and six days ahead of schedule... So, here we go with Chuck's Grand Finale.

    Triple Play: After the show kicked off with Drew walking through those big doors (and waving at Michael and I - as we must've done SOMETHING to catch his attention), it's time for the first item up for bids. Laura wins herself a 42" plasma TV, and the chance to play Triple Play.

    The first car was a Chevy Cobalt, with the two options being $14,130 and $16,014. $16,000 seemed a little high for a Cobalt, so we were urging her to go with $14,300. The actual retail price was $15,515 (nice poker hand), so we're moving on...

    Next was a Pontiac Vibe, this time with $17,860, $18,150 and $19,262 as the choices. Knowing that the Vibes they offer on the show are in the low $18,000's usually ($18,200 or so to about $18,600), I was urging her to go with $18,150. It was very close, but correct - the actual retail price being $18.195...

    Lastly, we come to the Ford Escape hybrid, and four price tags: $21,962, $22,444 (another nice poker hand), $23,110 and $24,921.. I was debating between $23 and $24... $23 seemed a bit low, but $24 seemed a bit high...

    Eventually, I decided on $23... Laura went with it as well... Sadly, that Escape was $25,930. Wrong choice, and Laura won none of the three cars.

    Sorry.

    Cliff Hangers: Yvonne wins herself a set of self-study language courses, and the chance to play Cliff Hangers for a living room group and a game collection.

    Before discussing the game itself, let me give a little background on Yvonne. Yvonne did pretty much spend the whole show shaking. Drew tried to do his best to get her to relax - first with humor, then by standing next ot her in Contestant's Row during a break and talking to her. No such luck.

    But, thanks to him talking to her, we did find out that Yvonne works at a nursing home, caring for Alzheimer's patients. Needless to say, the minute she said that, she had one huge fan sitting in the front row.

    The first prize Yvonne had to take a guess on was a fondue set. I was thinking $25. Yvonne went with $29, and Hans moved up ten spaces. The fondue set was only $19.

    Next up was a hamburger-shaped phone. I knew it was a $30 phone (I'd seen it before). Yvonne guessed $35, moving Hans another five spaces closer to his doom (now only 10 steps away).

    Lastly, it's a two-speed blender. I was thinking $45 (which would give her a little wiggle room, if it happened to be over $50). Yvonne guessed $40.

    We sat and watched as Hans moved up.. And up... And up... And stopped at 24 - one space away from a painful fall. The blender was $49, and Yvonne had won herself that living room and those games!

    After Yvonne won and made her way back into the audience, I took both of her hands in mine and told her "Yvonne, my father has Alzheimer's, and I just want to say thank you for what you do. Bless you!" Yes, she was still shaking like a leaf, and I hope I didn't freak her out by doing that. But it just felt right. I feel that people who do that kind of work don't get thanked nearly enough - if it's even possible to thanked enough.

    So, again, Yvonne: Congratulations. And thank you.

    Drew also had some fun with her and her shaking - like acting like he was being electrocuted everytime he touched her. That said, there was no doubt he was as genuinely happy for Yvonne as the rest of us were when she won.

    Check Game: Gay wins herself a 8' sailboat, and the chance to play Check Game for a trip to New Orleans. This is my second time seeing this game in person. and wouldn't you know it.. I finally get to see someone who thinks that you write on the DISPLAY, and not the check.. Oh, boy!

    I thought the trip was a bit more than it was, and would've won by a gnat's rear had I been playing ($2,000 even for my check, giving me a total of $5,000 - right on the borderline to win).. Michael was thinking $2,500, which worked out even better for the contestant.. Well, kind of. Gay is from Mississippi.

    I guess she's going to fly from Mississippi to Los Angeles to fly to New Orleans, then fly back to LA to fly back home?

    Are you dizzy yet? I know I am. And I'm already dizzy enough from watching 67 days of my life disappear.

    Showdown #1: Laura opens up the first Showcase Showdown with a spin of 35 cents. She wisely goes again, and this time hits 65 - giving her $1.00 and that $1,000 bonus.

    Yvonne's first spin stops on 55. Going again, she manages to find 55 yet again - giving her $1.10 and ending her day.

    Gay starts off with 95 cents - a good score just about any other day, but not today. Needing that nickel, she instead finds a dime - going over by five cents.

    It's now time for Laura's bonus spin. Surely I can watch someone win some money in their bonus spin this time... Right?

    Nope. 75 cents. But, she will be moving onto the Showcases at the end of the show.

    Eight trips to Mecca. Three $1,000 winners. Now if only I can finally see a $5,000 winner. Or $10,000 winner. Or $20,000 winner. Or $1,000,000 winner.....

    2 For The Price Of 1: Robert wins himself a multicolor gemstone necklace, and the chance to play 2 For The Price Of 1 for an ATV and a freezer chest... And we all get the chance to watch a technical problem. Wheeeeeeee!

    It all started off so routine: Robert gets up on stage, he and Drew go back to the door, Robert sees his prizes, and Drew explains the rules (that Robert has to guess the correct price of the freezer from three pairs of numbers, and gets one number for free). Robert asks for the second number as the freebie.

    Drew asks them to light up the middle number...

    He asks a second time...

    He asks yet again...

    The door starts closing.

    Drew stares toward the doors and asks "What did I do wrong now?"

    Nothing, of course. The damned number just wouldn't light up. So Robert sat there on the turntable (as we flashed "$579" at him with our fingers - the first number was a choice between 5 and 9, the third was a choice between 2 and 9) while they worked on the game behind the closed door.

    A few minutes later, they re-opened the door and edited out Drew's numerous attempts to ask for the second number. This time, with the set working properly (and the second number was indeed a 7), Robert went with $579, and won himself an ATV and a freezer.

    Money Game: Tristan, bidding $7 (second, no less) wins himself a dining group, and the chance to play Money Game for a Dodge Ram ST.

    With three "obvious" choices up on the board for the front of that truck (21, 22 and 23), I thought "21 seems low. Start with 22!". Tristan started with 21, though, and uncovered a dollar sign - giving him $21.

    Next, he tried $22. Yet another dollar sign, and now $43.

    With no other logical choice for the front, he goes with 23 - and uncovers the front of the car. Now, he just needs to find the back of the truck in the next two turns, and he has himself a new truck.

    His next guess is 99, and another dollar sign. $142, and now just one turn left.

    (Boys and girls: If you ever become a contestant on The Price Is Right, and play Money Game, don't ever choose a number in the 90's - unless you KNOW the price of the car and just want more money. Roger never puts the back behind 90-something. Ever.)

    With one turn left, I was urging him to take 44. Why? Because it does seem a lot of the time on this game that the back of the car is behind a number in the 30's or 40's. And with 44 directly to the right of 23, it would've been the ol' "front & back" trick (where the front and back of the car are right next to each other on the board).

    Tristan did indeed take 44, after his friends and "Some people in the front" (Gee, wonder who?) shouted at him enough. Drew lifted the card to reveal.... A dollar sign.

    $186, and no truck for Tristan. The back of the truck was behind the rather-odd (as this isn't a number you see on the board very much at all) 11.

    Not that 11 would've been a bad guess, either...

    Sorry, Tristan.

    Most Expensive: Alyssa manages to quickly get up on stage, having been the last contestant chosen for the day. She wins a set of luggage, and the chance to play Most Expensive for an outdoor gas grill, a wine cabinet and a computer.

    From the minute Rich described all three prizes, I was fairly sure it was the computer. Then I thought about my last to Mecca, where Most Expensive had a computer as one of the three prizes (in fact, it was the most expensive) and thought "You WOULDN'T do that again, would you Roger?... Yeah, you would. You're not going to fool me again."

    Well, sure enough, I was yelling for #3. Michael was yelling for #3... Sadly, she took #2.

    The grill was $1,399, and likely the least expensive.

    The computer was $2,507, meaning that wine cabinet needed to be at least $2,508...

    No such luck. $2,030, and we close out yet another 3 for 6 day in the Bob Barker Studio.

    Showdown #2: Alyssa opened things up by getting 65 cents in her first spin. After being urged by the audience to spin again, she did - and landed on 95 cents. Ouch.

    Yes, I was one of the people urging her to spin again. While there is a more than 50/50 chance of going over spinning on 65, it is a fairly low score - not likely to stand up with two people spinning behind you.

    Good call. Tough break.

    Next up was Tristan. He landed on 70 cents with his first spin, and wisely stopped.

    Well, again, wise call, but yet another tough break. Robert gets himself 95 cents in his first spin, and locks up a second spot in the Showcases.

    Showcases: It's Showcase time on The Price Is Right, where Maddy has witnessed so much magic already (Jeanette's 'Vette, Vickyann becoming part-owner of CBS, Dennis' painful overbid that led to one priceless moment in May). And, of course, with Maddy and Chuck in the house...

    Lightning never strikes twice in the same place. Let's just move on.

    Robert came into the Showcases at the top winner, with Laura the runner-up. And, now, it was time to check out those lovely gifts that one of them might get to win today...

    Showcase #1 was brought to us by the Priceleone family (complete with the models dressed up like gangsters). The Showcase consisted of two surfboards (which I joked were $9,000, after an old lady once bid $9,000 on two surfboards many years ago.), a violin, $3,000 in cash, and a Dodge Caravan SE.

    Robert was surely going to bid on this Showcase... Yep, he was going to bid on... He passed it?!

    Needless to say, I was more than a little stunned. He passed on the car? Maybe he loves his car... Or doesn't drive.

    Well, it's now Laura's Showcase.. I was thinking $26,000 exactly, which is what she ended up bidding herself.

    So, now, we come to Robert's Showcase... A bedroom group, complete with a sleep set, a home alarm system, and a trip to Shanghai...

    Despite never seeing that particular bedroom group before (and judging by some of the posts on the forum, it might've been the first time it was ever used on the show), I was thinking "Bedroom group, alarm, trip... Probably a little more expensive than Dennis' Showcase, since it's not Ashley furniture, and it's a trip to China"... I came up with $16,700.

    After a few seconds of urging Robert to go with $16,700, he instead came up with a bid of $16,500. I still thought it would turn out to be a pretty good bid, though I know I found it a bit funny that this was a reverse Dennis situation - the contestant taking a bid close to the one I suggested, but going a couple hundred lower instead of higher.

    Could.... Naw.

    Michael got a look at Roger after Robert bid, and told me Roger was sitting there, his arms on the desk, and his head leaning over his arms. I heard that and thought "Uh oh. Either we have another painful double overbid, or...."

    Naw. No way. I mean, a Double Showcase Win? During Chuck's final show? After all, the first time I went to a taping and came across Chuck - and gave birth to the Legend Of Chuck, Vickyann became part-owner of CBS... What are the odds of another DSW to close out Chuck's time as a page?

    Lightning never strikes twice in the same place, after all.

    Then again, two prior tapings where Chuck was working.. We got Vickyann's DSW... We got Dennis' painful reverse-DSW. So two tapings, two insanely close Showcase bids...

    Well, with the break wrapping up, it was time to see who would win his or her Showcase. And no matter what, I knew we were in for some excitement...

    Drew started with Laura. The actual retail price of her Showcase was $28,675, giving her a difference of $2,675 - a fairly good bid.

    Now we move onto Robert. "Robert, you had the trip to China, the bedroom set, the alarm system, and you bid $16,500. The actual retail price... Sixteen thousand..."

    And, in a moment of deja vu, I'm standing there thinking.. "Don't be over.. Don't be over... Don't be..."

    "Six hundred...."

    (Lil' Maddy: SHANGHAI SURPRISE!)

    I didn't hear Drew finish saying that the Showcase was $16,644. I didn't need him to, either. I was too busy screaming and going apeshit, as it truly was deja vu all over again...

    "A difference of one hundred forty four dollars! Robert, you win both Showcases! Both Showcases!"

    Lightning had just struck again.

    "Thanks, Laura. Thanks for playing! Forty nine thousand, three hundred ninety seven dollars worth of prizes for Robert today!"

    And, what a fitting way to close out Chuck's stint as The World's Greatest Page.

    After the show closed, we went over to shake hands with Robert (as we had with all of the contestants throughout the show, since all of them had to walk by us). He instead hugged the both of us, genuinely thrilled over his big day.

    Congratulations, Robert!

    As everyone started to file out, we got another chance to shake hands with Roger, where he again thanked us for coming. Michael brought up his reaction to Robert's bid, and The Dob said "Well, we are slightly over budget..."

    Whoops. Well, you're even more over budget now.

    Well, with that said, I think it's safe to say I now only have three more chances to be a contestant on the show. Why?

    Taping #4: Double Showcase Win.
    Taping #8: Double Showcase Win.

    Which means I am sure I will receive a lifetime ban (for betting on baseball?) after taping #11, because Roger surely knows that if I come back a twelth time, there'll be yet another DSW to blow up the budget..

    I'm teasing, of course. You guys aren't going to ban me.. Right? Right.....?

    Though, I'm sure Roger will run for the hills if he ever comes out to see Chuck and I there at the same time. Three tapings together, two DSW's (and a third that came damned close). When you put us together, bad things happen to the budget...

    All in all, another very special day. Some great contestants, a lot of fun, a DSW, and of course... CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK!

    The best news of all, of course, is that since it's now January 21, 2008, I have another 11 months to go until Christmas. How was the 2007 Christmas show?

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    Wednesday, October 24, 2007
     
    He may have left the building, but The Legend will last forever
    I have just returned from trip #8 to Television City, which also went down as my first taste of Drew in person...

    And, of course, Chuck's grand finale.

    After dinner (Mmmm... Subway.) and about six hours of sleep, we hit the line at 3 am this morning - a time which would have put us somewhere between 20 and 40 before Bob announced his retirement, and probably would've had us SOL during the Bob Barker Farewell Tour.

    Needless to say, it was more than a bit of a shock to find just six people already in line.

    What was mind-blowing though, of course, was seeing that Camp Barker truly is no more. That the days of people spending 24+ hours in line is over. I had a feeling that would be the case after Bob rode off into the sunset. But seeing it in person was shocking, especially after the 25 hour wait for the May 17th taping.

    But, the real fun of course began just after 6 am, when it was time to receive our order of arrival numbers, when The Man himself stepped outself the gates to greet us.

    And after he explained everything to everyone, he was greeted with the first chant of the day (CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK!)... The first of many, of course.

    There is no doubt that Chuck truly appreciated not only the chant, but seeing us show up again. After we received our order of arrival numbers, we headed off to CVS to pick up a few things, then made our way back to the room for a short period of time.

    We made it back to TVC just after 7:30 am, deciding we'd hang out around all the other loonies - and, of course Chuck. And hang out with Chuck we did, because a few minutes later he came over to shake our hands, thank us very much for being there, and spent a good 20 minutes or so talking to us.

    He also dropped a couple bombshells on us during that chat:

    #1. Chuck has been reading this very blog. While he has done little posting anywhere (and no posts to G-R.net) since being hired, he does like to read up everyday on what people think and feel about the show. Needless to say, I was quite stunned, and quite honored, that he was taking the time to read my TPIR-related posts this whole time.

    (Hi Chuck!)

    #2. Michael and I had known that we spread the word on The Legend Of Chuck, and may have indeed been the first two people to chant "CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK!" at TVC. Well, this morning, Chuck confirmed it. The myth, the legend, the growing legion of fans, all began thanks to us. We truly did plant the seed on August 31 of last year, on the day that went down as the 35th season premiere, and the day Vickyann became co-owner of CBS.

    How else could I feel about that than to be very surprised, and very proud. Since then, thousands of people have become members of the Chuck Dukas Fan Club - everything from wanting to see The Master Of Pages in person, to chanting his name, to even campaigning for Chuck to become the announcer of TPIR this spring (with Rich as the new host), or even Chuck himself taking over as the host of the show...

    But, of course, along with feeling that way, this is me we're talking about, so of course I had to have my own sardonic, bemused take on the impact we'd had. Because a little later, I told Michael "I need to send my resume to Madonna now. If I can take an unknown page and turn him into a celebrity over the course of a year, imagine what I can do to boost the career of an already world-famous woman who is being overshadowed because she doesn't shave her head, go to rehab or go to jail!"

    Well, it was worth a shot.

    Around 8:00 am, Chuck gave us the first warmup of the day (after, of course, we greeted him with the chant once again). After his usually passionate, dramatic reading of the rules and regulations, he then met with everyone from the crowd, shaking all our hands and asking where we were from. From there, he looked around for groups, giving us the Bob line ("Six? You need seven to be a group!"). Believe me, we were tempted to stand up and say "We're a group of two. We're the Chuck Dukas Fan Club!"... Wasted oppotunity.

    After that, he then asked around to see if anyone had any birthdays (and gave the business to a few people who had UPCOMING birthdays, saying things like "Come back next week, then!") or anniversaries, asking if anyone was on their honeymoon, and finally asking if "anyone was celebrating a divorce!"

    But, of course, it would not be Chuck without him giving a Yankees fan the business. He spotted someone on the third bench with the Evil Empire's logo on his cap, and asked him to stand up and turn to his right. After he did so, Chuck told him "You have a great profile. Now, start walking, and don't stop until you've reached the street!" Chuck, of course, was kidding, but watching him (or anyone else) give Yankees fans the business never gets old!

    Finally, I got to sit through Chuck's legendary contestant oath, where we swore not to break the rules, to have fun, and most importantly, that we would give all our prizes to Chuck, and empty out our wallets after the show and give everything to Chuck. I was certainly glad to take part in that, because I'd never gotten the chance before. He wasn't doing the contestant oath last August, and he didn't show up until around 11:30 am on May 17th.

    After Chuck's explanation and fun, it was time to get our order of arrival slips. Despite only having tickets to the 4 pm taping, Chuck wanted us to do both tapings. And we would've loved to have.. Except we didn't get our OoA slips until around 8:30. And the processing for the early taping began around 9:00. Which meant we would've needed to get breakfast, eat, shower, get everything straightened out and check out of our room in about 20 minutes...

    Sadly, I would've needed a time machine for that. Because I would've loved to have sent Chuck off with two shows filled with energy and insanity. It also, sadly, wasn't possible within the time frame.

    With that done, it was time for breakfast (Mmm... More Subway), then a bit of cleaning up before returning to Television City around 10:30 am - just in time to hear Chuck firing up the audience for the 1:00 pm taping - talking about going in there to win big, and of course, coaching them on how to react when Drew made his grand entrance (DREW! DREW! DREW!).

    It was during that wait that I met G-R.net's very own Willy Tynan (who, of course, famously said that television couldn't "capture the thunder" of Bob's entrance for the 35th season premiere). He was explaining to another member of the 1:00 audience why his contestant card had an X over it, and when she asked if he was a contestant, he'd said he indeed was - last December 22, and that he didn't get out of Contestant's Row. I quickly put on and one together, so I turned to him and said "I have a very stupid question for you. Would your last name happen to be Tynan?". He confirmed that it was, then asked who I was on the site. Needless to say, he got a look at my shirt and quickly figured it out. We sat around for a good 30-40 minutes chatting about the show (and I was pleased to know I was not the only one who compared TPIR to church), and even pointed out the three times he was mentioned in Stan's book (which was very cool). I had only chatted with Willy a few times online, but I always thought he was pretty cool. Yesterday only confirmed that.

    It was definitely a pleasure to finally meet you, Willy!

    Speaking of the shirt, though, it was the only potential downer of the day... Around noon, Amy (one of the pages at CBS) told me that her manager said my shirt could be seen as advertising, and that it could be seen as promoting Madonna like promoting a company. I told her that I'd been to seven other tapings, and it had not been a problem. Michael pointed out that a Showcase winner just before our first tapings was wearing a Tina Turner T-Shirt AND hat. I just asked her to be totally sure on this, and if that's the deal, fine, but that I was surprised that there had been no prior issues.

    Fortunately, she checked and told me about ten minutes later "Yes, you're cool. It's fine. No worries." Needless to say, I was relieved. I then told her as a joke "It's not like Madonna needs any advertising, anyway. There are kids in Bangladesh without TV's who know who she is!" (she found that funny, thank goodness). I probably also should've mentioned that "Madonna is not a product. She's a utopian idea, a way of life, a level of goodness and wisdom that many a wise person has devoted their entire lives trying to attain!", but that probably would've been too much at that point... Besides, I'm sure everyone else already thought we were nuts.

    With that squared away, it was time to get the ball rolling. Chuck came back out, and we greeted him once again with "CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK!". He smiled over at us and asked "So, how much are they paying you to say that?". He gave us another amped-up basic runthrough of the rules, which included telling us that we shouldn't wear anything we wouldn't wear in our everyday lives - like costumes, wedding veils, and Drew Carey glasses.

    After that was done, it was time to take the walk around the corner and line up on the benches. Of course, this time it was a little different, for one reason.

    Normally, in the past, I'd get to play follow the leader(s) and wait until the people in front of me stopped to know where my spot was. But, well... I may have been seventh in line at 3:00 am, but the six people in front of me were all there for the 1:00 pm taping. Meaning, that for the 4:00 taping, I WAS playing leader and everyone was following me.

    Chuck gave us one last explanation of the detailed rules and regulations (no price lists, no dishonesty, etc.) - the only difference being that this time around, he wanted us all to scream "The Price Is Right" when it was time for him to say what taping we were here for.

    So, of course, when a page came by a few minutes later to hand me my blue contestant card - with the right side having a giant 00... 1 on it.

    I had joked for a year now that I always wanted one of them. I'd admire them when I run into the first people in line. I didn't think it'd ever happen, though, especially with the fun of Camp Barker. But, wouldn't you know it, I finally got one.

    After that it was time for those nametags, though this time something out of the routine happened. After one of the other pages started writing out the nametags for our side, I went to the restroom. On the way back, Chuck saw me wearing my nametag and said "Oh, shit, they started nametags?! Come with me..." He grabbed a stack of them, led me back around the corner, and started filling out nametags for the second bench... But not before he took a few seconds to fill out the first two nametags: "Michael" and "Deborah", before handing them to us.

    I can only say I am honored that he wanted so strongly to have the chance to fill in our nametags for us for his final show. Thank you!

    Once everyone had their nametags and were squared away, it was now time for the final Chuck Show at TPIR. One final warmup. One final memorable performance from the Master Of Pages (CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK!)

    Chuck started it up by telling everyone that after eighteen months, this was his last day on the job, and that between his emotions and a strained voice, he wasn't sure he could get through it, but he'd give it his best (doesn't he always?). He opened up with his story about how he became such a passionate fan of the show, how he scheduled his college classes so he'd never miss The Price Is Right, and what an honor it was for him to spend eighteen months working with Bob, Drew Carey, the rest of the staff at the show and CBS, and of course us fans.

    He told everyone about how he was once in our shoes, how he came to Television City and sat on these same benches to see the show and become a contestant (which he did, of course). He told us the story of how he got called down in the first four contestants, and won his way up on stage to play... "which game?". When I shouted back "It's In The Bag!", he playfully asked for security (playing up the joke I told him during our first taping, when I asked him if he called security on us, and that "I would've if I were you!", perhaps?). After a good laugh, he then asked again, this time pointing in my direction, as I answered again. He talked of spinning the Big Wheel, and of course winning nothing besides a pair of video phones - which are still sitting in his closet.

    But, of course, after that, he decided he'd love to work there, and applied for a job... which, of course, he got. He explained how at the time he was hired, all the pages worked hard, did a good job... but weren't exactly entertaining. As someone who sat on those benches and went through the slow, lengthy process, he knew it could be boring. He decided to bring some excitement to the routine, and started making an effort to entertain us, to bring some fun during the long wait to get into the studio - and how pleased that he was that people truly enjoyed it.

    But, what came next was a bit of a surprise... Chuck turned our way and said "Would the two of you in the front stand up?". He then told the rest of the crowd "Last year, these two people showed up to a taping, and decided they liked me so much that they started chanting my name. Soon everyone else started chanting it as well. At tapings after that, people started chanting my name as well. Thousands of you have come here, and have cheered me on and chanted my name. If I go on to have a successful career in television, it's going to be because of the people like you, and these are the two who started it all. I'll never forget any of you, and I'll never forget what you two did for me. Thank you, thank you very much!"

    Talk about being awestruck. Talk about being blown away that what two people did, on the spur of the moment, would have such an incredible impact - not only upon Chuck, but thousands of people who would follow us into Television City after August 31, ***6. Not only was I proud, but I was very touched that what I had did could make such an impression upon someone's life.

    KS had asked me last year if I believed in the chaos effect, and whether Vickyann's big day would not have happened if I weren't there... I don't know. But I do look back and think I was meant to be there, for another reason. Would "CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK!" have become part of the tapestry of The Price Is Right had we not been there that day, to toss that pebble into the pond and start a ripple effect that grew over the last fourteen months?

    We'll never know.

    But, after Chuck's kind words, there was only one thing I could do. I smiled, I pointed back to Chuck and said "You're welcome, and believe me, none of us will ever forget you!", and punctuated that the only way I could... "CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK!"

    Now it was time for Chuck to do what he's done so well: Motivate us. Who the hell needs Tony Robbins when we have Chuck Dukas?

    It was time for Chuck to tell us all about going into that studio, setting the bar high, and seeking those life-changing victories. Not to walk out with two video phones, or a refrigerator, or a bedroom group... But to walk out there with a new car, or $50,000 on Plinko, or biggest of all: To walk out as a Double Showcase Winner!

    And, of course, to walk in there with energy and passion. To be loud and enthusiastic. And, of course, to blow the roof off the place when Drew Carey makes his grand entrance. And to coach that, he called upon some volunteers...

    First, he tried to find someone with a loud voice to "take over", and I tried to volunteer Michael for that. Had I knew that Chuck was looking for someone to play Rich, I would've raised my own hand. I thought Chuck really was trying to find someone to carry on his warmup, and not for a "Rich". Because while I can help plant the seed for The Legend Of Chuck, I sure as hell couldn't fill his shoes.

    Now, with our "Rich", it was time to find a Drew Carey... For that, he did pick Michael - meaning that on October 24, 2007, Michael got to be Drew Carey for a few moments.

    Now, I'm sure, came Chuck's favorite part - picking four attractive, single women. Once he did so, it was now time for "Rich" to announce "Drew's" entrance, and for us to demonstrate how we'd greet our new host.

    While I could never fill Chuck's shoes, one thing I can do is lead by example. So, after Rich introduced "the star" of The Price Is Right, and Michael "Carey" stepped out from behind that partition, I jumped to my feet, stuck my fist in the air, screamed and led a loud, enthusiastic cheer of "DREW! DREW! DREW! DREW!".

    With that squared away, Chuck once again thanked us not only for today, but for the last eighteen months, then stepped away so The Stanish Inquisition could begin.

    Stan interviewed the two people would needed lift access to get in first (a woman in a wheelchair, and another woman who I assume was her caretaker), then had the fun of stepping over to interview the first group of audience members.

    I am sure there are many ways Stan would love to kick off the interviewing process. Seeing me standing there with contestant card 001 may not have been one of them. :P

    Actually, I have never gotten the impression Stan dislikes me. Though, I have to admit it probably wasn't one of my better interivews (I did try to get him to sign my Bible. He apologized, said he couldn't now, but would after the show). Michael's interview, where he vowed revenge on Roger for Lucky $even certainly went better.

    With Inquisition #8 in the books, now it was time to head around the corner and wait to go through security to get over to the last holding area... And wait... And wait...

    The first taping ran a bit late, and security was still busy turning cellphones and cameras back over to audience members. It took about 30 minutes, and by then quite a few people behind us in line were getting agitated - walking up to the front of the line, glaring at us, and wondering why we were holding everyone up - until we explained "We're all stuck waiting until security comes over here and starts clearing us through. All we can do is stand here. Sorry."

    Finally, we began to make our way through the metal detectors and plop down on the benches, now just a few feet from Mecca itself. Willy joined us rather shortly after that, since he was not going through the interview process again (nor could he, of course). After a few minutes of chatting with him and his friend Josh, Brian (one of the other pages) filled us in on the fact that there would be a surprise for Chuck inside the studio, and led us on a slower - but just as loud - "CHUCK!" chant right after Chuck came back around.

    Chuck then pulled out his digital camera and said he wanted a few pictures, starting with handing it over to Willy so he could snap a picture of Chuck "with his two biggest fans". So, there is now a picture floating around somewhere of Chuck, with me on his right, Michael on his left, and our arms around each other.

    Next he had pictures taken with Willy and Josh, with Brian, then finally one of Chuck standing between the first two benches will all of us on our feet behind him.

    With all those moments saved for posteriety, it was now time to wait - and of course chant "CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK!" a few more times. Brian came over to me with the intention of launching "Operation: Condor" - namely, to try to ask Drew questions about Chuck the whole time, including asking Drew how Chuck can get Rich's job. I was very tempted to, but I had seen the Rich glare/finger-shake at other people who wanted to steal his job. I have worked hard to be on Rich's good side.. Didn't want to blow that.

    (Of course, I had no idea at the time that I would find myself quite nervous during the whole show. Just as I was nervous the first time I watched Bob in person, I felt the same way for my first Drew taping. I wanted to speak up, but couldn't get the nerve to do so.. Sorry, Brian.)

    Finally, the time has come. It's time to enter Mecca for the eighth time. Though, in a way, it's going to be like being "touched for the very first time" again. The host isn't the only thing that has changed since May 17th...

    The set has changed, too.

    Chuck walked up in front of me, saying he wants to see the look on my face seeing the new set in person for the first time. With that, I'll now share my thoughts and feelings on TPIR's reinvention:

    When I first got word of the set changes, I was horrified. I thought "You can't change the set! EVER!", and "The Price Is Right is not Madonna. You cannot reinvent it at will."

    I saw virtual renderings of the set, and was even less enthused. The turntable walls are now square. The door frames don't curve in at the bottom. Minor changes to most people. But this would be like Madonna wearing contact lenses that turned her eyes brown or something. It just felt so damned different to me...

    I finally saw the changes on TV last week, and during the course of that week, my feelings went from "Ugh" to "Okay. Maybe it isn't so bad. But I wish they had waited a year before doing this. I'm still trying to get used to Rich introducting 'Drew Carey!' and not 'Bob Barker!'. My whole world has been rocked by doing this all at the same time!"

    So, what was my reaction to seeing the new set in person?

    I was actually IMPRESSED.

    I don't know if it's the lighting, or that television cameras throw the whole thing off (after all, I've heard for years that the colors on the Money Game board look quite different in person than they do on TV), but the set really does look awesome in person. The turntable, the doors, everything just seems to really work together well.

    No, it'll never replace the sets from the mid-70's through the early 90's as my favorites, but I did walk out of that studio with a far more positive opinion of the set than I had even a week earlier.

    That said, I still would've held off a year on unveiling the new set, just to give us all a chance to get acclimated to Drew first. I mean, I am a huge Drew Carey fan, and it's still somewhat of a shock to me to see him step out on stage, and not Bob. And that's not to knock Drew, that's because I spent 28 years with Bob.

    Old habits die hard...

    After being led to my seat (left end of the first row, just a few seats over from Contestant's Row), it's time to watch everyone file in... And watch everyone stare at us like we're lunatics as Michael, Willy, Josh and I try to get everyone fired up by standing up, clapping, shouting and doing what we can to bring some energy into this.

    Oh, boy.

    Fortunately, "Shout" by The Isley Brothers helped a bit. Then, of course, Chuck parading around with the airdate sign (January 21, 2008 - what would've been my grandmother's 89th birthday) helped a lot, as it usually does (CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK!).

    Roger came out for a couple minutes as well to check on everything at the producers' table, greeted by us two crazies screaming "DOB! DOB! DOB! DOB!", then giving him the same sadistical smile with our arms out to our sides - just like he did to us after the Lucky $even embarassment in May. He took it in stride: He laughed, then reached over to shake our hands, saying "Great to see you again!".

    Good ol' Roger...

    We also get in another "JEFF! JEFF! JEFF!" chant when Jeff Thisted walks on stage for a moment. This time, though, Jeff smiles and waves over at us - obviously, he realizes this is us, and unlike the last time we chanted his name, he knows we have plenty left for the show and don't need to "save it". :P

    At last, it's time to cue up Crystal Waters. You know what that means, of course. Everyone on their feet, cheering and clapping along. Rich ready to introduce himself and step out on stage...

    Well, that was half right. Sadly, we had four people on their feet - and two of them certainly weren't doing it to grab the producers' attention, because they were former contestants.

    Oh, boy.

    Finally, I'd had enough. I turned around, throwing my hands up in the air over and over and screaming "C'MON! C'MON! GET UP!"

    Still only had four people on their feet...

    Fortunately, either seeing Rich come out got them fired up, or they finally succeeded in wiring the seats to give people electric shocks, because we finally had everyone on their feet as Rich stepped out. We, of course, greeted him by screaming "RICH! RICH! RICH! RICH!" at him. It once again took little time for him to see where that was coming from and waved at us.

    Good ol' Rich...

    His warmup - likely thanks to how little time we had before starting the show - was rather brief, but at least he got the most important part out of the way first. He let us know he had a couple things to discuss first. The second part, I knew all too well.

    The first, though, was different - and quite special.

    "As I'm sure some of you know, today is the last day for one of our pages. We have enjoyed having him around for the last eighteen months, and we're truly going to miss him. All of our pages here do a great job, but he has been something special, and is one of the greatest pages we've ever had work here. Let's all give a big hand to Chuck!"

    And, wouldn't you know it... As Chuck made his way up to the stage (getting two handshakes along the way), Michael and I started up the chant - which Rich immediately join in on!

    Rich thanked Chuck for all his hard work, and wished him the best of luck for the future. Brian started up another one, which started slowly (Chuck... CHUCK... CHUCK... CHUCK!), but quickly increased in speed and volume - and once again, Rich joined in.

    Rich then gave us a brief rundown of the "rules" (Hugging is okay, kissing is okay for the ladies, no kissing for the guys, no sloppy stuff for the ladies, and no gum chewing) - except this time, he had us recite all of this after he was done. He let us know to remove our contestant cards, and to check our neighbors to make sure they did as well (and whack them over the head if they didn't - which of course prompted some people to whack their friends over the head for the hell of it). He then asked if anyone had any questions or comments, to which someone asked how he got his job. Rich started telling the story... Which was cut short by the announcement that the show was about to begin.

    Damn. No chance to tell Rich he's 22 again! One of these days...

    Pink is cranked up, and it's just about showtime, and I have butterflies in my stomach. In just a matter of moments, those big doors are going to open and Bob Drew is going to step out. How am I going to react? Am I going to screw up and chant "BOB! BOB! BOB!" out of habit? Well, we're about to find out rather shortly.

    The music is cued, the cameras are on, Jeff is ready with the cue cards and the first four contestants are making their way to Contestant's Row (and the ones passing me are getting high-fives and handshakes as they pass right by me). And here we go, because he comes "the (new) star of The Price Is Right"... Drew Carey!

    Door #2 opens, and I'm immediately on my feet, screaming, and cheering "DREW! DREW! DREW! DREW!" (best of all, I didn't say the wrong name, unlike the contestant who bid "$750, Bob!" on Monday's show). Drew steps out smiling, waving to the audience, saying hello and thank you before...

    I don't know what it was. Maybe it was my loud mouth chanting his name. The fact I was one of the first people to jump to my feet. My pretty shirt. Maybe CBS security warned him about little crazy ol' me, because right before Drew took the microphone, he pointed right down at me and smiled.

    Regardless, that certainly felt good... And, no, security didn't come and take me away, so it must not have been Drew gesturing for them to get me out of there.

    So, I am sure the next question going through your heads is "How is Drew?". And I'll answer that... Drew is good. DAMNED good. He's not Bob Barker, but of course, there'll never be another Bob Barker. But the thing is, Drew isn't trying to be Bob, either. He's Drew, and he's bringing his own energy, personality and routine to the show.

    And, quite frankly, I think it is working very, VERY well.

    No, he hasn't learned all the pricing games yet (43 at last count). He still occasionally stumbles over a line. But he is having a lot of fun, he's going out of his way to help the contestants have fun, and he's brought his own spin to a lot of things (such as telling the contestants to "Hold my hand. Now say 'Shazam!'" before revealing the correct price on Double Prices, or saying that Barker's Bargain Bar is "named after the founder of The Price Is Right, Ezekiel Barker.", or swapping glasses with a contestant while he spun the Big Wheel).

    During the commercial breaks, he asks the new additions to Contestant's Row where they're from, and what they do. He, like Bob, takes questions, tells jokes - but where the routine with Bob seemed a bit more formal, it almost feels like Drew is hanging out at a bar with 330 people.

    One thing that took some getting used to was Drew coming back from commercials by saying "Welcome back to The Price Is Right!". A great touch - one that is really growing on me. But there is one little thing I would suggest they do where this is concerned: With the applause from us in the audience after Drew says that, it is somewhat hard to hear who Rich calls down to Contestant's Row. I would suggest either Jeff signal for the crowd to quiet down before Rich calls the next name, or start using cue cards for all of the contestants, and not just the first four.

    That was the only real "nitpick" I had.

    Drew, while refraining from dropping F-bombs in the studio, cracked a few jokes that left you wondering whether to laugh, shake your head, or do both - such as teasing one of the contestants to try to get her to relax (poor lady was shaking like a leaf the whole time). Another example was him discussing how all the smoke in the air (from the fires) left him feeling a bit hoarse and dizzy at times - which prompted him to say he hopes he doesn't pull a Marie Osmond, and that maybe he "shouldn't smoke so many cigars".

    (That said, while both Rich and Drew tried to ease the mood a bit by using humor to bring up the fires that have hit the area, they both asked if anyone in the audience had lost their homes, expressed gratitude that none of us had, and went on to say what a real tragedy this all was.)

    Drew had some other doozies throughout the day as well, including:

    After a contestant told Drew she worked for a fashion designer, he asked what designer, and whether she had ever designed anything for anyone famous. He then went on a spiel about how celebrities bug him, and added "I hate rich people. I grew up in a lower-middle class neighborhood, so I grew up hating rich people. Now that I'm rich myself, I still hate rich people!"

    After asking if there were any Yankees fans in the audience, he said "I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. I'm sorry you couldn't buy a championship this year. I'm sorry mommy and daddy couldn't buy you your World Series. Teams shouldn't be allowed to buy championships."

    He also introduced us to his lovely fiancee Nicole, who was sitting in the audience just behind the producer's table. It was clear from the way he spoke that he truly thinks the world of her, and feels truly blessed to not only have two wonderful jobs (Power Of 10 and TPIR), but such a lovely woman to share his life with.

    At the close of the show, Drew once again gave us a glimpse of what a great person he is, when he stood at the front of the stage and said "One of the really big joys of The Price Is Right is that when you root for somebody else to do well, when you hope for the best for others, it makes you feel so good. I just hope you can carry that on wherever you go."

    What incredible words of wisdom. If we all could go through life feeling that way, and cheering on each other, and being as happy at their success as you're on, the world really would be a better place. Whether it be cheering on a contestant trying to win a new car, or cheering on your friends, or cheering on some page who shows up at CBS trying to bring some excitement and laughter to those of us who spend the better part of the day waiting to get into Television City...

    Ahh, yes. Chuck. We'll certainly have to get back to him shortly.

    But, needless to say, just as my first taping gave me even more admiration and appreciation for the greatness of Bob, my first Drew taping had the same effect. I always liked him. And seeing how much fun he really was having, and what a genuinely nice guy he was, only made me like him even more.

    After the taping concluded, I waited for a couple minutes to try to track down Stan. I did get another chance to run into Roger, where we got another handshake and his thanks for coming today.

    Stan did walk by quickly (about 15 feet away), but unfortunately was called into (what sounds like) a spur of the moment meeting, so no luck on the autograph. Next time, hopefully...

    Rich had to re-record a couple bits, and since we were stuck waiting for everyone else to clear out (being all the way in the front), we waited and applauded him after he was finished. He waved back and wished up all a good evening, and thanked us for coming.

    We made our way down the stairs and met up once again with the man of the day, Chuck. We both shook hands with him and put our arms around him as he said "Thank you for everything you've done. I'll never forget either one of you." I promised him I'd be in touch, thanks to the miracle known as the Internet (and MySpace), and wished him the best of luck in the future.

    And what does the future hold for Chuck Dukas, you may ask? He is now a production assistant on Dancing With The Stars (which he has been doing for several months). He has had a small parts lined up for The Young And The Restless and The Bold And The Beautiful, and is likely to be doing some voice-overs in the future.

    In other words, October 24 may have closed the chapter on Chuck Dukas, CBS Page, but he has plenty of doors opening in front of him.

    And, I can't help but to think that if he lives his life with the energy and enthusiam he shared with us during all these days at Television City, and he pursues his budding career with the passion and charm he showed us with his audience warmups and contestant oaths, Chuck has one incredible future ahead of him.

    And, if what Michael and I started back in August of last year even played a small part in that, I truly am honored and proud.

    I'll certainly be following, and I'll certainly be in touch. Because, as a rather wise man once said, when you root for someone else to do well, when you hope for the best for others, it makes you feel really good. And I do try to carry that on wherever I go.

    Best of luck to you, Chuck Dukas. I'll certainly never forget you, either. The journey we shared together was indeed fun, amazing, and in a word: priceless.

    Here's to ye, lad... CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK!

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    Monday, October 22, 2007
     
    Exit: Stage right and stage left
    I know everyone is dying to hear my thoughts and feelings on The Drew Is Right, and they will come sometime shortly after I return from LA later this week. In the meantime, I'll share my thoughts on a couple of departures - one that just took place, one that is about to take place.

    Major blow to the major labels: Anyone who has known me for some time knows the utter contempt I hold for the major record labels. My disgust with them actually began back in the early 1990's, with Atlantic's handling of that OTHER Debbie Gibson (thought you'd never hear me admit that, huh?). Then add in their price fixing, their iron-fisted ways of doing business, Payola, buying politicians to twist the copyright laws to try to hold the rights of OTHER PEOPLE'S MUSIC forever, and of course Arista Nashville's handling of Sherrie Austin, and it's easy to see why I just barely hold the record labels above Big Oil...

    Barely.

    One of my favorite pastimes for years has been watching artists defect record labels - either to start their own label, or join an existing independent label - and celebrating each one gleefully.

    Radiohead recorded an album even though they are without a label? Sweet

    Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers walk away from Music Row and go out on their own? Awesome.

    Hall & Oates comes out of retirement and signs with U-Watch Records? Hell yeah.

    But, of course, my favorite was Sherrie Austin ditching Arista Nashville to start up her own label, WE Records (which sadly only lasted about a year). Free of the major label dictatorship, she came out with what I still feel is by far her finest music.

    Well, a few weeks ago, it was time to celebrate again, because we got another one. The result is a big, gaping hole in Warner Bros.'s roster, after the Big Four received what may have been the biggest blow of their history.

    Warner, say goodbye to Madonna.

    At some point in the next several months, The Queen will finish out her contract by releasing a greatest hits/compilation album, then her studio album. At that point, she will become the flagship artist for the newly launched Artist Nation record label.

    True, there is no denying that there is a large number of dead presidents involved with this deal. Regardless, this doesn't change the fact that the Big Four are going to have a very big hole to fill.

    While I can only speculate about Madge's relationship with Warner Bros. in recent years (though, I think it's safe to say that finger-pointing, lawsuits, and Madonna being bought out of her own label didn't create joy-joy feelings between her and her soon-to-be-former dictators), one thing I am sure of is that the outdated, power-hungry, profits-before-music model that the major labels have gone by for decades needs to go. And it's not going to go because of the kind, warm hearts *cough cough* of the fat cats running these labels. It's not going to go as long as vapid, puppet artists like Britney Spears are willing to sell their souls to these labels, and it's not going to go as long as people continue to put money in the labels' pockets by buying records from vapid, puppet artists like Britney Spears.

    How it's going to go is by kicking the major labels' asses, and shifting the power away from them. And that will be achieved by artists jumping ship for greener pastures, leaving the rotting old carcuses of the major labels to watch their rotting old house fall apart around them.

    Sherrie departing Arista was special. But this is huge. Arista, after all, was not stucking trying to replace the biggest selling female artist of all-time.

    This one could go down with Wayne Gretzky getting traded to Los Angeles in 1988.

    Am I thrilled? Hell yeah!

    The end of another era: Tomorrow afternoon, I am heading to LA for taping #8 of The Price Is Right. This one, of course, is going to be quite different...

    Of course, this will be the first time I watch Drew Carey walk through that big door at the open of the show.

    Also, as some of you know, this will be Chuck's final taping. While I am not sure if he will work at CBS the following week on any other shows, this is the last taping of October - and hence Chuck's final time to do TPIR.

    It's kind of hard to believe his time as a page is nearly up. It seems like just yesterday that we gave birth to The Legend Of Chuck - having no idea at the time that was starting out as good-natured fun would turn him into a cult legend and a local hero.

    While I don't know to this day if Michael and I were the first ones to start up the famous "CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK!" chant at Television City, there is little doubt in my mind that we planted the seed (through the Internet), and a tradition was born.

    It all started on August 31 of last year, for the 35th season premiere. A little good-natured teasing about Chuck's dramatic delivery of the rules and regulations ("THANK YOU, CHARLES!" and "Here I come to save the day!") led to the two of us, in fun, chanting "CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK!".

    Next thing you knew, a few dozen people joined in..

    The next time around? Several dozen...

    About 90 minutes later, 334 people were all chanting enthusiastically for The Greatest Page Of All-Time.

    But, while it may have started off as good-natured teasing, it didn't take long for my chanting to become quite sincere. After Chuck's warm-up, I could see this was not some kid showing up because he wanted a paycheck and a way into Hollywood. He was as much of a fan of the show as we were (and, in fact, was even a contestant a few years earlier!). Working at CBS may have helped pay the bills, but this was a labor of love...

    In other words, outside of the red jacket and official position, Chuck was one of us.

    After that fun-filled, historic day, I came home and not only posted about The Legendary Chuck here, but on golden-road.net. It didn't take long for other posters to attend tapings, sharing the details of how they decided to start up their own "CHUCK!" chants, or expressing disappointment because "the famous Chuck wasn't working that day."

    The legend was born. Chanting Chuck's name has become so ingrained at Television City that Rich Fields himself even chanted "CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK!" during a radio interview this spring (in response to the interviewer saying he had attended a recent taping, and mentioned Chuck's name).

    And, to think, it all started because of two overly-energetic lunatics having fun before the historic launch of the 35th season...

    So, yes, it's only fitting that the two people who created a legend will be there on Wednesday to send The Master Of Pages off in style.

    Who knows? Maybe this time around, you'll hear "CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK!" off in the distance, wherever you'll be.

    This may be Drew's show, but Wednesday is going to be Chuck's day.

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    Tuesday, August 28, 2007
     
    Just more proof that August might be the greatest month ever
    Yes, true, August means the summer, which means insane heat around "beautiful" Southern Californhell, and as usual this summer hasn't "disappointed" when it's come to proving insane temperatures (including one lovely afternoon where it was 98 and CLOUDY around 5 pm)... But, summer also means some awesome birthdays, like the Queen and the real Queen Of Country.

    No, not Shania, of course... But, Queen Sherrie, who turned 37 today (or yesterday, depending on her point of view). Happy Birthday, Sherrie!

    It's hard to believe it's been a little over ten years since her (country) debut album, Words, came out - or 15 years or so since her pop debut came out (which, needless to say, got neither the airplay nor publicity that Erotica got). It's also more than a little sad to think it's now been four years since Sherrie has released an album at all, and there really isn't any word at this point as to when, or if, we'll see more work for her (outside of her writing for other artists - the latest being the song "Bad For Me" that was recently released by Danielle Peck).

    Still, I do hope she is having a special day, and that she is happy - though I do miss the hell out of her.


    As promised, here are the "questions" to the recent "answers" I posted from that awesome Jeopardy! category, Prime Madonna. To my shock, Elaine only batted .800 and not the 1.000 that I expected, though I do assume she might've misread one of the clues. In fine Jeopardy! tradition (though the only place where I even remotely resemble Ken Jennings is on the PC version of the game), I'll give the responses in the form of a question. :P

    "$200: In January 1985 Madonna & this actor had their first date; they'd be married by August". Who is Sean Penn?

    "$400: In 1992 Madonna's Mae Mordabito took the field with Geena Davis in this film". What is A League Of Their Own?

    "$600: "Don't just stand there, Let's get to it, Strike a pose, There's nothing to it"; come on, it's this hit song". What is "Vogue"?

    "$800: Madonna was Breathless (Mahoney) in this 1990 detective flick". What is Dick Tracy?

    (Lil' Breathless: I knew that!)

    Yeah, I figured she would. And you know what's amazing? You look the same that you did back then! How do you do it?!

    So far, so good. But I think Elaine might've misread the $1,000 clue, because this was the one she missed (I think she focused on "scholarship", and not "studio", because while Madge did indeed earn a scholarship to attend the University of Michigan, she did also earn a dance scholarship to a dance school as well...).

    "$1,000: In 1977 Madonna won a scholarship to the studio of this alliteratively named N.Y. choreographer". Who is Alvin Ailey?

    (And, no.. Had it not been for reading three biographies on The Queen, I would not have known that myself.)

    So, now all I can do is sit back and wait for the $3,000 check from Jeopardy! for sweeping the category... Which, I know, will be here any day now, along with the $1,000,000+ check I know they are sending me for winning 40 straight games on the PC version... And, of course, those $1,000,000 checks from winning the PC version of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...


    Speaking of game shows, we originally planned to attend the August 29 taping of The Price Is Right. Due to some things coming up (and some questions), we've decided to postpone. We're likely to be attending an October 25 taping instead.

    Even after postponing the plans for tomorrow, I had wanted to do at least one taping this season as a show of respect toward Drew. I had talked the talk, and it's only fair to walk the walk. So, it wasn't a question of if, but when.

    Well, I got news recently on golden-road.net that October 25, which will be the last taping in October, is going to mark the second time this year that an era will come to a close at Television City... Because on October 25, Chuck Dukas is going to show up in his snappy red jacket, deliver the rules and regulations in the way that only Chuck can, and fire up 330 people for the last time.

    Working as a page at CBS is a paid intern position, where these young people only initially work for twelve months. They can apply for an addition six months, but there is no guarantee to being approved. Well, Chuck has not only used up his initial twelve month period, but at the end of October, he'll also have used up his six month extension.

    I still regret not being there to say goodbye to Bob (and had I known for sure that I would've camped out for 24 hours, and gotten in, I would've been there). But it's only fitting that as one of the people who helped create the Legend Of Chuck in the first place that I should be there to send off The Greatest Page Of All-Time in fine style - by leading (at least) one last final, thunderous chant...

    CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK!

    First Bob, and now Chuck... After October, Television City will truly never be the same.

    But, we'll always have 8/31/*6... And 5/17/07... And, who knows? Twice now, when The Maddy and The Chuck have gotten together, great things have happened. Maybe 10/25/07 will lead to one last moment of magic.


    Speaking of The Drew Is Right, if you haven't been watching Power Of 10, shame on you. Great show, and Drew does a great job hosting it. Wednesdays at 8 pm on CBS... Be there!

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    Friday, August 03, 2007
     
    Never say never
    Well, I have survived Blogathon. And, once again, a huge thank you to everyone!

    After sleeping for 15 hours on Sunday, I've been busy playing catch-up, as well as taking care of the usual first of the month fun. But, the bills are paid, the kitchen is stocked up, and I don't have to worry about that fun for another month now.

    Speaking of fun. Hey, girls...

    (Lil' Maddy: Yes?)

    Your new friend is here.

    (Lil' Breathless: That's okay. We'll pass. There's only room for us two on this desk.)

    Uh huh. We'll see about that...

    *Maddy spends half an hour fussing with the box, carefully removing her new addition, grumbling about how Houdini couldn't get out of this*

    (?: You'd think I'd be used to this by now.)

    What, you mean being stuck in this box for eight years?

    (?: No. I mean being bound. This must've been Charles Moulton's idea.)

    *fusses around some more, grumbling about how I should be a certified surgeon after this* There. You're freed at last.

    (?: Thank you.)
    (Lil' Maddy: Ohhh. Her. I've seen her somewhere before...)
    (Lil' Breathless: Me too... She... Oh, shit! It's her! We're busted! Run for it, Maddy!)
    (?: Show's over, girls.)
    (Lil' Breathless: You know, that cape would look nice with my dress...)
    (Lil' Maddy: That tiara would look cute with my nice, gold outfit...)
    (Lil' Breathless: Nice bracelets...)
    (Lil' Maddy: Ohh, a rope! Kinky! Can I borrow it?)
    (Lil' Wondie: No. I need that for catching bad guys. Besides, we know what you'd do with it.)
    (Lil' Breathless: Bad guys? But, we're the only people here...)
    (Lil' Wondie: Exactly my point.)
    (Lil' Maddy: Uh oh...)

    She should keep those two busy for awhile...

    Anyway, why call this post never say never? Well... Let's take a little walk down memory lane...

    November 16, ***5: Maddy takes her first trip to Game Show Mecca, experiencing TPIR live and in person for the first time - complete with "The price is right, bitch!" and Jeanette's unforgetable Showcase win.

    August 31, ***6: Maddy takes her fourth trip, encountering Chuck (CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK!) for the first time, and helps kick off season 35 in person - not only Bob's last season, but Vickyann's historic day.

    April 17, 2007: Trip #6 to Mecca, this time to help celebrate Bob's 50 years on television - with yet another big Showcase win, as well as seeing Triple Play and 1/2 Off won.

    May 17, 2007: Trip #7 - and one that I felt would be the last. I finally met The Dob, I got to experience Chuck (CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK!) again. And, of course, the handshake I'd waited 28 years for.

    What an incredible 18 months of fun. And, if May 17 was my last trip into the Bob Barker Studio, what a way to go. I still have no regrets.

    Chekov: Guess who's coming to dinner...

    But, if there is one thing I know all too well, it's that things don't always go as you expect them to in life...

    Captain Murphy: Ohh, it's you again, huh Dolphin Boy?

    As Romeo Void said it so well in the early 80's, never say never...

    Steve Trevor: Huh? Wonder Woman? Here? Now?

    Because, on August 29, 2007, at 1:15 pm... From the Bob Barker Studio at CBS in Hollywood...

    Weeeeeeeeeeeeee'rrrrrrrrrreeeeee baaaaaaaaaaaaaack.

    Stan Blits: Oh shit! It's them! We're busted! Run for it, Drew!

    That's right. I'm putting my money where my mouth is. I openly campaigned for Drew to get the job. I'd been telling friends for over a month before Drew's name was publicly dragged into the Great Host Search that I felt he'd be perfect. I talked the talk, so I'm going to walk the walk - and watch The Price Is Right with Drew Carey, live and in person - before his first show even hits the airwaves on CBS.

    That said, for the first time since November ***5, I take this trip not knowing what to expect. How am I going to feel? What's going to feel right?

    Yes, it's going to feel damned funny watching that big door open and watching Drew Carey walk through it - not because he's Drew Carey, but because it's not Bob Barker. And, talk about a baptism by fire - to have the first time I watch DREW walk out that door be in person, and not through the safety of television.

    As much as I will be thrilled for Drew, I do expect my heart to hurt, at least a little.

    And, what's going to feel right as far as greeting him without making myself feel like "Ohh, that's nice, bitch. Go apeshit already. How quickly you've erased Bob."? Applause? Sure, that's fair. A standing ovation? Maybe. We're not worthy? No way. Not yet, at least... Again, not that I don't like Drew, but it took Bob decades to finally get that out of me. I kinda feel like giving him a "We're not worthy" would come across like "Hey, Drew's been here for two weeks (his first taping will be August 15), and he's here to give away money and cars and refrigerators, so fuck it! Bob, Drew, what's the difference?!"

    Maybe I can just stand there, pumping my fists and chanting "Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!" (Which would mean he'd have to finish that up by shouting "O-HIO! IO! IO!", right?) when he makes his entrance? It would be a way of giving props to Drew without me feeling like I'd be giving him Bob's greeting without a second thought. Hmmm...

    That said, it'll be great to see Rich, and Dob, and Fingers, and Stan, and Marty, and hopefully either Chuck (CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK!) or Mark The Singing Page (MARK! MARK! MARK!) in a few weeks.

    I expect it'll be fun. I just know it's all going to feel very different. Maybe I'll need to put something besides Arizona iced tea into that Arizona iced tea bottle for this one.

    (Lil' Breathless: Can we come along?)

    And where would I put you?

    (Lil' Maddy: They'd pick me, for sure. Don't they know who I am?!)

    And, what? How are you going to spin the big wheel?

    (Lil' Breathless: I'm sure she's strong enough to *points at Lil' Wondie*)
    (Lil' Maddy: Yeah. Can I borrow your belt?!)
    (Lil' Wondie: No way! I'd be powerless without it. I got enough of that during the first season of the TV show. Those Nazis couldn't seem to leave my belt or bracelets alone!)
    (Lil' Maddy: Yeah, but you sure found yourself tied up a lot!)
    (Lil' Wondie: Yeah. And unlike some people here, I didn't enjoy it...)

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    Sunday, July 29, 2007
     
    #38. Where's Chuck when you need him?
    Good ol' Chuck.. Could always count on him to get us pumped up after a night of being homeless in LA. Wonder where he is now? Wonder if he'd be into getting us pumped up for the homestretch of Blogathon in the future?

    In the meantime, I think I'm going to look into a way to have iced tea fed into me intravaenously. Sure would make life easier...

    Listening to: "Shadows Of The Night" by Pat Benatar, "Time Stand Still" by Rush

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    Friday, May 18, 2007
     
    The greatest trip I almost didn't take
    Quite bluntly, there are days I wonder how Bob Barker has done what he has for so long, and is still doing it (well, for 19 more days, sadly).

    Because when I woke up Wednesday morning, my hip was killing me, my back was killing me, and my toe (which I accidentally cut up on Monday) was a mess. Drinking quite a bit on Tuesday night to try to settle my nerves made Wednesday morning a bit of an adventure, too.

    I have to admit that the first thought I had dragging myself out of bed is "I am too old for this" - and I'm not quite 32 yet! Another 50 mile trip to Camp Barker? Another night of semi-homelessness? I didn't even want to take a trip to my own bathroom that morning!

    But, I did - and nearly regretted that, too. When we climbed off the Metrolink at 12:30 upon hitting Union Station, I felt even worse. Hotel room or not, I was ready to just head right back home.

    Mike rather wisely talked me into heading the rest of the way, and at least taking a nice long soak in the tub and/or getting some sleep before waving the white flag.

    For this, I will be eternally grateful.

    Camp Barker - Population 17 (so far): We made our arrival at Television City around 1:30 pm, and decided to go check out the line for laughs. We were, quite honestly, shocked that there were only 15 people ahead of us.

    The original plan was to get to the room and relax before going out in line, but after seeing how short the line was, I decided "Fuck it. Let's mark our territory. I'll wait in line, you go get the red tape done with the room."

    I was also, honestly, trying to motivate myself to carry on with all of this, and nice, close seats would do more to help me grit my teeth and keep going than the Ueckerville seats we had for the last show.

    While Mike did that, I set my bag down and began chatting it up with the people around me - not only discussing the show, but finding out when they got into line.

    The people at the front of the line? 5:30 am! Meaning they would spend 24 1/2 hours in line just to get their order of arrival slips...

    One of the people I met had come from Baton Rouge to finally get his chance to see Bob, and was quite knowledgable and passionate about the show himself. He just seemed to be thrilled with the whole experience - even the fun of camping out on a Los Angeles street.

    We also had the fun of shocking the hell out of people walking or driving by, thinking we were there for the American Idle show being broadcast that night - people who could not believe people would camp out that long just for The Price Is Right!

    Mike finally returned about an hour later, and I made a dash (about as quickly as I could move) back to the room for a nice, long soak and to pop a Tylenol with codeine.

    I don't know if the psychological thrill of making it back to Camp Barker did it, or the 60 minute soak in the tub, or the Tylenol, or all of the above, but I returned feeling far better, now thinking "I think I can do this. I may really hate myself tomorrow afternoon, but I think I can hold out."

    While I was gone, we had a group of 10 from DC show up, not only full of energy (the advantages of youth!), but with a rather novel idea: Chalk. They marked their territory with chalk, they wrote things all over the sidewalk, such as "WE *heart* BOB! HONK IF YOU DO TOO!", and all signed their names.

    We spent the next 90 minutes or so chatting with our neighbors, chatting with and applauding people leaving WEDNESDAY'S taping, and slowly watching the line grow. Quite honestly, the 40 or so people in line were slowly becoming intrigued with us, after finding out we had attended six previous tapings and followed the show religiously.

    However, around 4:45 pm, we would no longer be the ones holding court - and deservedly so.

    You can't stop The Dob, but you can MEET him!: Roger Dobkowitz, the show's longtime producer (and, along with Bob, the only person from the show who has been there since August 1972) came out to check out the line and make the rounds at Camp Barker. I had heard that he was doing this (and, apparently just missed him at last month's taping), but the chance to meet The Dob himself was quite a thrill.

    I had certainly seen my share of Roger on TV over the years, with some of his memorable moments being the 1980 Cliffhangers blunder, as well as being "abused" by Gene Rayburn on Match Game (Roger was a production assistant on MG at the time as well). And, of course, we got Roger on camera several times a season, such as when Bob asks Roger if that is a historic moment, or tries to figure out when the last time an odd occurance had happened.

    The most unstoppable force in television (my play on "Can't stop The Dob!", a regular statement on G-R.net's forums) slowly made his way up the line - chatting, shaking hands, and even signing autographs and hugging people.

    Roger finally reached us, and we greated him in the only way that seemed right.. "Dob! Dob! Dob!"

    Roger got this huge smile on his face and said "You know the name!" - him having no doubt at this point that we are members of golden-road.net, as that's where the nickname originated.

    He shook both our hands - very sincere, genuine two-handed handshakes, then we spent a few minutes discussing the show, Bob, and us crazy fans who spend a day on the streets just to see Bob. He was also pleasantly surprised when we told him that everytime we saw him in the studio before the show started, we were chanting "Dob! Dob! Dob!" - he must have assumed we were shouting "Bob! Bob! Bob!".

    I was just amazed the whole time - not only amazed that I was meeting someone who played such a huge role in creating the magic of this show, but how truly nice Roger is (not that that SHOULD have amazed me, as I've been told that for years!).

    Roger worked his way down the line, shaking more hands, signing more autographs and genuinely enjoying his visit to Camp Barker. But what surprised me is after he reached the end of the line, he worked his way BACK toward the front - some more handshakes, some more hugs, a few last words with everyone.

    When we got back to him, we thanked him and everyone else for all their hard work, saying that while we all love Bob and he is the high-profiled "captain" of the team, this show would never work the way it does without the work of the people like him, "Fingers" Greco, Rich, Stan Blits, and the pages.

    There was certainly a flash of sadness in Roger's eyes, though, when we briefly touched on all these people coming to see Bob before he retires. Roger recently admitted in an interview he is "in denial" still about it, and there is no doubt that June 6 is going to hurt him more than it'll even hurt me - he is about to watch someone he greatly respects professionally, and considers to be a friend, call it a career.

    He promised us he would do everything he could to fight any efforts to drastically change the show, because he knows that as much as they love Bob, they love the simple, fun, retro feel of the show as well.

    We shook hands one last time as I "promised to tell his friends on the Internet that he said 'hi'", and thanked him for coming out to spend time with us.

    You want to talk about an adreneline boost? For years, I've gone on and on about wanting a chance to be part of the show. And while the thrill of playing a pricing game would be awesome, the true prize for me would be getting to meet Bob, and then after walking off the stage to get to meet Roger and "Fingers" and the people who work so hard behind the scenes to make what we see on camera work so fluidly.

    And there, at about 5:10 pm, I got to cross one of them off my list - without even being called down to Contestant's Row, without getting up on stage.

    I was absolutely thrilled and in a state of awe just after meeting Roger. And, of course, I felt pretty much the same way after meeting Rich last August.

    At this point, I am thinking "If I'm this overwhelmed meeting The Dob, what would it feel like to meet The Bob?"

    All I know is it's not even 5:30 pm, we're still 21 hours away from showtime, and I already feel like a winner.

    Roger, again, thank you! Thank you for all you do for the show, and thank you for your love and respect toward us crazy fans!

    Going to LA - to see TPIR on TV?: Mike and I made the decision that I would go ahead and take the first sleep shift, and told me to go ahead and make use of the hotel room to watch Wednesday night's MDS while he held down the fort at Camp Barker.

    I sent him off around 5:45 pm to go take care of his dinner, take a break, whatever, and that I'd keep our spot warm for awhile.

    He returned a little after 7:00, and I shuttled off to grab dinner at Subway and get comfortable while waiting for Bob's final MDS. The MDS itself was pretty good, though it was disappointing to not see someone win $1,000,000 on the Big Wheel, meaning that Bob would never get the chance to give away a million dollars on television.

    I returned to line just after 9:00 to fill everyone in on the MDS, then spent a bit of time trying to relax and unwind.

    Around 9:45 pm, Mike had asked me when I wanted to go to sleep, because he wanted to grab more food for his stakeout. I said "About 45 minutes or so. Go ahead, take care of what you need to. I'll hold out while you do so."

    During that time, I chatted with the group behind us - discussing the show, and helping them come up with crude and crazy Mad-Libs. Not only were we laughing it up, we had everyone else around us laughing it up.

    I certainly was hoping that everyone could keep that up come tomorrow afteroon, and that they wouldn't wear themselves out before showtime.

    I made my way back to the room around 10:30 for a quick shower and three hours of sleep, with the line not yet reaching the corner of Beverly and Fairfax. Mike was concerned about me oversleeping, so I told him "If I'm not back by two, get someone to keep an eye on our spot and come knock on the door."

    I'm back: Thank goodness for internal alarm clocks. I woke up out of a dead sleep after a weird dream, rolled over, and checked the clock..

    1:44 am.

    I got up, grabbed a couple things and got back into Camp at 1:55 am (it had now stretched to the first bus stop on Beverly), where I asked Mike to give me 5-10 minutes to buy a bottle of water, then he was "relieved of duty" to get some sleep himself.

    The next few hours started off fairly slowly. With little to do but stare across the street, meditate and play Madonna songs in my head, time was not going by too quickly at that point.

    I did overhear one of the people who got into line just before us trying to check up on her daughter on her cellphone. All I know is that her daughter was "passed out on the bathroom floor" - either from getting sick or drinking too much. When her aunt returned around 4:00 (where we killed the next hour chatting), she was not sure her niece could make it down at 6:00 am.

    Fortunately, she did.

    One of the young ladies from the DC group returned around 5:00, and started having more fun with the chalk - writing "GOOD MORNING BOB" on the sidewalk, and "From DC to LA, let us play!" on the street right in front of them (I later found out that the nine girls from the group wrote that on their shirts).

    Around 5:20, a little worried that Mike hadn't shown up yet, I headed to the room (one last bathroom break before 6 would help, too). I ran into him along the way, took care of nature, then got back.

    Get the ball rolling: 6 am finally rolls around, with loud cheers (the DC group chanting "We want Bob!", no less). Greeting us this morning were Joe and Markus, which killed our chances of chanting "Chuck! Chuck! Chuck!" at 6 am.

    Pleased that all that effort paid off by getting numbers 16 and 17 (and told to return at 7:30), we headed back to the room for breakfast and to spend an hour in more pleasant weather than we endured throughout the night.

    After killing an hour, we made our way back around 7 am (why take crazy chances after camping out for 16 1/2 hours?!), and spent the next 30 minutes checking out shirts and chatting with some of the other Campers.

    Just after 7:30, Joe begins to explain the whole process - while battling with a cranky microphone. The darned thing acted up more often than not - when it wasn't giving us feedback, it was buzzing. Even stepping away from the metal detector just didn't help. Joe did make a valiant effort, and was rewarded with - you guessed it... "Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe!"

    We were seated in order on the benches when we noticed something quite unnerving - the DC group wasn't back! We were looking around for them, shaking our heads and thinking "Did they all collapse? Did they just camp out all the time for nothing?!"

    They returned around 7:50, and had it not been for Joe's problems getting people in the low to mid 100's seated ("For some reason, we just can't fit 50 of you on this bench. Too much cheesecake last night?! Okay, then let's get 45 of you on that bench..."), they probably would've NOT been there to get their priority numbers! They had made the mistake of thinking they needed to be back by 8, and almost got left in the cold by doing so.

    Needless to say, they did not make that mistake again.

    While receiving our priority numbers, we were once again told to direct all our questions at Markus - clearly, this is an inside joke at CBS. And, you know, I can't resist temptation like that... So, when we reached Joe and Markus, I hit Mr. Answers with:

    "Markus, tell me. Does YOUR chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?!"

    Markus' response, sadly, was "That's not my area of expertese." The youth of today!

    Now with priority numbers in hand, we return to the room for one last of relaxation, last-minute cleaning up, and to checkout.

    Come 9:00, we've done all we can with the room, and turn ourselves over the CBS for the next several hours.

    10:00 rolls around, and now it's ticket collecting/ID checking/nametag time. Knowing they usually assign four pages for this, we're hoping that someone we all know and love shows up to join us. Sadly, though, he was not. Assisting Joe and Markus were two female pages (one named Vanessa. I didn't catch the other.)

    Figuring we needed to have our fun, we started with "Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe!" (which caught-on somewhat) and "Mar-kus! Mar-kus! Mar-kus!" (no such luck. I am starting to think it only works with one syllable names). Joe took it in stride and had fun with it - waving, raising his arms, and high-fiving us. I joked around that "Since Chuck isn't here for us anymore, I need to create a new Chuck."

    Joe certainly had some spirit himself - commenting as he gave out contestant cards, commenting on everyone's names ("D-E-B... O-R-A-H? That's the cool spelling of it!"), and having fun while fighting with the "exploding microphone".

    But, it just felt like something was missing.

    After getting my famous yellow price tag (#7 now), I went off to kill some time - potty breaks, smoking, chatting with some of the other crazies. We had some more crazies (sitting outside the restroom) shouting out names and cheering everyone who walked by.

    Ahh, the advantages of youth.

    The only and only Chuck! And I'm not sticking it on eBay!HE'S HERE!: Just after 11:30, one of the pages picks up the microphone (just around the corner from us) to make an announcement. For a couple seconds, I was trying to pay attention to WHAT he was saying, as opposed to HOW he was saying it.

    "HELLO! And WEEEEEEEELLLLLCOOMMEE to CCCCCCCBBBBBBBSSSSS!"

    That voice... That delivery... It can't be.

    Mike looks at me and asks "Is that who I think it is?!"

    I sit there, listening and giggling, until we hear the following: "My name is Chuck Du...."

    CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK!

    And if you don't believe me when I say the Legend Of Chuck has grown, all I have to say is this... "Mar-kus!" didn't catch on. "Joe!" kinda caught on... But when we started shouting "CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK!", 300 people immediately joined in!

    Chuck went on to tell us how he normally isn't here in the afternoons to do Price, and how thrilled he was to be there (he obviously wasn't the only one!). He explained the whole contestant interviewing/selection process, and urged us all to have fun (like that would be a problem now?!) before coming around the corner to do his warm-up for us.

    The second he came around the corner, he was greeted with a thunderous chant, high-fives, handshakes and even a few hugs. He grabbed our hands and said "Great to see you two again!"

    He told us the story about how he came to love the show, how he got his job after being a contestant ("That doesn't mean if you win that you'll work at CBS, too!", to which I replied "There's only one Chuck Dukas!"), and told us about his experience as a contestant (I think he was shocked when he asked us if we knew what game he played, and I shouted "IT'S IN THE BAG!"). He talked about the thrill he had greeting such great fans when he worked Price (while pointing at Mike and myself, no less), and even autographed a woman's shirt (telling her "Now, I don't want to see this shirt listed on eBay tonight!") .

    He talked about why we were all here - to see the one and only Bob Barker (of course, I just had to yell out "And we're here for you, too! Chuck! Chuck! Chuck! Chuck!"), as he went on about the World's Greatest Master of Ceremonies.

    He spoke of life-changing wins, like what it would mean if Stephanie (sitting right next to me) won a new car, or if a "loyal friend and true" like Deborah (Who? Little ol' me?!) needed money to pay off her debts and won $50,000 on Plinko (Or $50,000 to go boot shopping? :P) However, after one contestant said they "wanted to win enough to retire on", Chuck burst their bubble by telling them "Not off what we give away!"

    And, of course, he preached the greatness of TPIR and it's 35 years on television, and coached us on how to greet The Man when he entered at 2:30 as he played Rich, introducing Bob.

    Once again, like with the season premiere, the place was going nuts, proving once again the greatness of Chuck!

    And, of course, the last time The Chuck and The Maddy got together, amazing things happened. You just had to figure that once again, there was greatness destined for this day.

    Finished with our side, he made his way over to the other side as Stan came out for interviews. And, figuring "why the hell not?", I tried to start up a "Stan! Stan! Stan!" chant.

    Just being myself: It was now time for attempt #7 to wow them over with my contestant interview.

    When Stan said it'd been a while since I was there, I said "You're right. It's been a whole month!", and when asked what I'd been up to, I laughed and said "Sleeping on streets, watcing too much Price Is Right. You know, the usual!".

    Mike's interview was also pretty off-beat, then Mike surprised me by reaching over to shake Stan's hand afterwards. At this point, not knowing if this is my last chance to visit Camp Barker as we know it, I reached over and also shook his hand.

    Why not? Even though my previous six interviews had yet to pan out, Stan is a hilarious guy and I do enjoy our brief little chats.

    It was now time to make our way around the corner and pass through the metal detectors as Chuck was waiting for us. After giving him another little chant, he smiled and said "You're alright. Thanks!" before making his way into the studio.

    A few minutes later, we got the chance to start cheering on other potential contestants as they came around, and yet another chance to give some love to Roger, as he came out of the studio and walked across the alley... "Dob! Dob! Dob! Dob!"

    Emboldened by the woman who had Chuck sign her shirt, and pumped up that showtime was just around the corner, I sneak off for one last smoke and decide "If Chuck comes back out, I'm having him sign my contestant card!" Thirty minutes later, he came out, chatted with us some more, so I held my contestant card up so the back was to him and asked him to sign it - which he did, complete with urging me "not to list it on eBay tonight!"

    We got The Dob, we got The Chuck... Now if we can just get The Bob...

    After another hour of chanting, cheering, chatting and having fun, it's now that time. Time to climb those 22 steps into Mecca itself.

    The return to The Temple: We make our way in, with Chuck ushering people to their seats. I give him another chant, and he gives a wave as I make my way toward the front of the audience.

    The last time we had numbers like these, we were seated in the middle of the first full row (behind the fourth spot in Contestant's Row). However, this time around, thanks to a large number of VIP's, we ended up being the first people on the second full row - with me sitting right next to the left aisle.

    As Chuck continues to file the crowd in, we try to get everyone fired up - cheering, clapping, chanting "Dob! Dob! Dob!" and "Chuck! Chuck! Chuck!" and "Jeff! Jeff! Jeff!" for Jeff Thisted. Jeff, sadly, seemed to think we needed to save it for the show.

    Believe me, I had plenty left for the show.

    Two rows behind us, a guy named Michael - attending his first taping - starts shouting "I don't believe it! I'm really here! I'm in Game Show Mecca!". I reached back, grabbed his hand and said "Believe it! You're here! You really are in Mecca! CHERISH THIS!"

    Finally, we're all seated (or at least assiged to seats). We're clapping, we're dancing, we're screaming "Chuck! Chuck! Chuck!" as he runs around the audience carrying the airdate sign (May 25, 2007). I'm high-fiving Chuck everytime he runs by. Hell, I even gave him a "We're not worthy!" one of the times he passed by!

    This party is pretty much in full swing now. All it needs is two more guests to make their way in...

    Rich has entered the building!: Fire up Crystal Waters, because he comes the voice of The Price Is Right himself!

    Rich is greeted once again with a standing ovation, a chant, and two idiots doing "We're not worthy! We're not worthy!"

    After giving us today's dance team (and all that fun), he tells us to take a seat. Noticing two particular lunatics in the audience, he points at us and smiles.

    He then tells us how he heard that "some of you have been waiting outside for... an hour?!". After everyone starts shouting, he adds "That isn't true. You haven't been waiting an hour?!", so some of us shout out how long we had been in line... Rich then looks down at the first people in line.. "Over 24 hours?! That's psychotic!"

    I scream back "Hey! That's the nicest compliment anyone has ever given me!"

    After some last minute jokes and instruction, we're now ready to go. Fire up Pink. Watch Jeff grab the cue cards.... Once more unto the breach, dear friends.

    Showtime!: Bob enters to the thrill and delight of 330 lunatics - standing, chanting, screaming, and of course us two and our "We're not worthy!", which he noticed and seemed to get a kick out of.

    It's hard to believe he (including this taping) is now 15 shows away from the final page on a 50 year career...

    Despite that, I try to have fun, give all the energy I ever can, and enjoy this experience. The fact that this may be my last chance is still in my mind.

    Over the next 60 minutes or so, we of course get prizes, games, fun, our time with Bob, and of course, those Barkerisms.

    And, here are the ones shared with only those of us in the studio:

    During the first commercial break, a guy asked Bob if he could come down and give his mother a kiss. He did, then said "I've been waiting a long time for that kiss!"

    When a guy later asked if he would kiss his girlfriend: "No more kissing! I only pucker up once a day. At least, I only try to. Though at my age, sometimes I wind up puckered up anyway!"

    On the camera and it's red light (when it's taping): "I've been trained over the years to smile whenever I see a red light. So, the other night, I was driving home, and a cop pulled up behind me, flashing his lights. I started smiling and kept going. He finally pulled me over and said 'That'll be $60', so I looked and him and said 'Lower!'"

    Bob was asked what he would do after he retiring: "Drink!" After the audience went nuts: "I get the feeling some of you like booze!", which brought on more screaming and cheers.

    Someone asked Bob his favorite drink: "Depends on what you're going to give me!"

    On who will take over: "When I retire, The Price Is Right will be history. Television will be history. You'll all have to read books, or use your set for potted plants!". Perhaps that means it's time for you to write some books then, Bob? :P

    Someone asked Bob about Happy Gilmore: "I guess I can finally tell you now. Tonight at 8 pm on CBS, they will air the celebration of my 50 years on television, and Adam Sandler surprised me and came out from behind a piece of scenary. Adam was being a smart aleck, so I had to knock him out again!". After rubbing his hand, he said "I'm kidding. Adam is really a nice guy, and he read a very nice poem that he had written for me!"

    After Bob saw a small group of officers: "Is anyone else here in the service?" After a woman in the Air Force - and in an orange shirt instead of her uniform - said she was, Bob commented "That is the strangest uniform I've ever seen!"

    Bob tried to coach us on ooh'ing and aah'ing for the Showcases. When we couldn't perform to his satisfaction, he asked a woman who had nine daughters (all in the audience) to do so, saying "A mother of nine should have perfected ooh'ing by now!"

    After Bob made a blunder at the start of the Showcases, saying "That isn't right!", we all "oooh!"'d him. He looked at us and said "Not now! You're supposed to 'ooooh' for the prizes! Let's start over!"

    And as for the last Barkerism... No. Not yet. This one ties into something that happened on-camera, and I can't spoil this. You'll have to watch the episode for yourself next Friday and wait for the rest of this story.

    I wish I could tell you all, but I don't post spoilers. You'll just have to wait a few more days...

    After the close of another fun, special hour, Bob once again asked for applause for the best announcer in the business. Someone left with $100 and the DVD game as a door prize, and we made the slow trek out of Mecca as Rich re-recorded part of the description for the Showcases (and when he finished, Mike and I cheered him as he bowed at us).

    Yet another trip to Camp Barker is now in the books, as we all made our way home with special memories.

    I repeat: FRIDAY, MAY 25, 2007. Be there!

    I'm glad I was.

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    Monday, February 05, 2007
     
    The latest from Camp Barker
    I am a week late. All I can say is it has been one hell of a week, and it's a miracle I didn't come unglued after it.

    Trips to see The Price Is Right are usually a lengthy process, but it's definitely gotten much more crazy in recent weeks, with everyone trying to "come on down" to Television City and see Bob one last time.

    I got into line around 8:30 pm, complete with dinner, munchies, and 29 people ahead of me already. No joke. The first people got into line at 5:30 pm!

    Mike joined me a bit later, thanks to a little snafu... He accidentially left the ticket in my apartment. After nearly going all the way back to Riverside for it, he realized he still had the e-ticket in his email box. So while I set up camp, he ran off to a net cafe, printed the ticket, and returned.

    And camp is quite appropriate, as I definitely threw the term "Camp Barker" around a few dozen times through the night. That is what Fairfax has become - a camp.

    As usual, we met our share of interesting people in line. We had a couple of Bears fanatics (so much for that joke about the Colts and marajuana both being smoked in a Bowl) in line right in front of us (poor guys) - one of which managed to get called down to Contestant's Row (okay, maybe not so poor after all). They were quite nuts, and definitely did their part to add to the insanity of the long night/day.

    Just in front of them was a woman and her husband, who went on a K-Mart run earlier and bought a package of socks. She was kind enough to give us each a pair - thank goodness! It was colder than I expected, and thanks to a problem with one of my toes, I was in sandals. We, of course, rewarded them with breakfast, which they clearly enjoyed.

    Another group of people sat up all night, and stayed up all day, and had more energy than I ever did at their age. They even came across one of the rats that resides in the bushes along Fairfax, and eventually named him "Ricky".

    "Ricky" sure gave us some laughs as well. One person commented that "He wants to see Bob, too!". And after "Ricky" ran up toward the front of the line, there were a few jokes about him cutting up in line.

    Speaking of which, we did have that take place. A woman from New Jersey arrived around 4 am, and tried to bribe people to let her go in with them - including us. On one hand, I felt her pain, and was almost tempted to just let her come in with us. On the other hand, I would've been making that decision for a few hundred people - not just myself. She eventually did manage to talk the "Ricky" group into letting them join her.

    Sadly, though, we did get some bad news in line: One of the guys right behind us had attempted one of the Monday tapings, and told us about a page who "would be a great announcer if Rich became host". He also added that this page had the day off. It didn't take long to realize that he was indeed referring to Chuck.

    Damn. No Chuck!

    Of course, that didn't keep us from starting up a Chuck chant at 8 am, which prompted one of the pages to say (visibly irritated) "Chuck isn't here today."

    Speaking of which, it's my understanding that Chuck chants have become quite routine at Television City. It looks like we created a monster on August 31!

    However, quite honestly, these lines have gotten insane. 150-200 people turned away at 6:00 am after over 300 order of arrival slips were given out. Another 150 or so turned away at 8:00 am, after over 100 stand-by numbers were given out. The last person to get a priority number was roughly #126, and he arrived before 2:30 am.

    And, from what I understand, huge turnouts and huge turnaways have been par for the course throughout all of January... Things have gotten so crazy that they can get TWO full audiences out of the line, and they will no longer do group bookings after February.

    In other words, if you want to see the Bob Farewell Tour in person, show up early.. DAMNED early.

    I'm almost afraid to see what it'll be like come May and early June.

    More than once that night, I said that maybe it's time to relocate tapings to the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. Because at the rate we're going, we may need 70,000 seats by then!

    Once we got into grounds of Television City, the energy wasn't quite there. Sure, there was the usual chattering and fun and cheering, but this definitely wasn't August 31. Part of it surely was no Chuck, but I think some of us were just plain exhausted. I know I was - I was going on 24 hours with nothing but a few catnaps, and lots of sugar and caffeine by that point.

    I think part of it was so many people coming to see Bob one last time, and so many "We'll miss you, Bob" shirts. I know people are going to miss him - I'M definitely going to! - but I just think these shirts contributed to a somewhat darker atmosphere. An atmosphere that, sadly, carried into the studio itself.

    If I had any say in it, I'd be telling people to keep such shirts at home until the last few weeks. I mean, the producers want us to party, but it's getting harder and harder to party when it feels like it's just a countdown to the end of Bob's career.

    Fortunately, unlike the previous taping, they wasted no time getting us into the studio rather quickly after the interviews. It's a good thing, because at that point I was now on 28 hours with very little sleep, and the more I sat still, the more I wanted to sleep...

    Let's just say it's a good thing they didn't offer a bed during the show - I would've been tempted to run up on stage and make use of it!

    Though, I can't complain one bit about the music that greeted me as I entered: An Esther megamix! They must've known I was coming! After all, it's only appropriate to play some Madonna with Maddy in the house!

    Sadly, though, they didn't pick me, so maybe they didn't really realize it. Damn.

    The taping itself seemed rushed (and somewhat dark), as if they didn't want the commercial breaks to turn into a funeral (and, yes, the majority of the people who raised their hands discussed Bob's retirement, or brought up how much they would miss him). I would imagine that commercials breaks for the last two months or so have been filled with discussion/questions/comments about Bob's pending retirement, and it's certainly had to have had an affect on the atmosphere.

    Heck, even Rich's warmup was rushed - very quick, and he didn't give me a chance to shout out that he was 22. Damn.

    We did get a few Barkerisms despite that, though:

    After one too many people brought up Bob's retirement (saying they'd miss him, etc.): "Don't rush me!"

    After a young woman raised her hand to ask if Bob was married (*groan*), then Bob said he was a widower (shouldn't anyone who claims to be a fan of Bob know that Dorothy Jo has been gone for 25 years now and NOT bring it up?) and she tried to set him up with his grandmother: "You know you're getting old when people try to set you up with their grandmothers!"

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